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morgana
THE Bitch
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
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excuse me, you wouldn't happen to have any hemmhoroid cream on, you would you? shit..."
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J E B Stuart
Administrator
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 16540 |
"I don't give a shit if you are in a wheelchair. Your dick can't be THAT long, you lyin' sumbitch!"
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Princess_Chelle
no thank you
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969 |
quote: Originally posted by J E B Stuart:
"I don't give a shit if you are in a wheelchair. Your dick can't be THAT long, you lyin' sumbitch!"
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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aminal
incomplete
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
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"one was paraylised from the neck down, the other up."
[This message has been edited by aminal (edited 12-13-2000).]
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brimstone
ittle' boy
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450 |
quote: Originally posted by MstrG:
"Listen bebbe, you got the wheels, i got the booze. How bout we take a drive eh?"
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"sometimes things just get a little bit out of hand"
http://darkhosts.com/brimstone
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12-13-2000 05:44 PM |
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brimstone
ittle' boy
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
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quote: Originally posted by MstrG:
"listen here you little fucker, my bourbon was on this table a minute ago, and not it's not see. hrmmm let's see here... i think ret-ard-o-fuck did it!"
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"sometimes things just get a little bit out of hand"
http://darkhosts.com/brimstone
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MadBomber
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
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"...I said raise your right hand to commie satanist!! If I were in charge I would have your little commie ass shiped back to Siberia!! Do you hear me you little pinko bastard?! I bet your a homosexual aren't you?! A little pinko cock sucker ..."
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DevilMoon
passive stalker?
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477 |
"ahh sonny you might wanna say aff tha sauce if you ahh gonna be driving that thing"
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12-13-2000 07:14 PM |
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iglo
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: sydney
Posts: 2202 |
"let it come. i shit my pants at least twice a day"
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12-13-2000 07:17 PM |
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aminal
incomplete
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7543 |
the old guy looks like he is jerking off under the desk
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12-13-2000 07:39 PM |
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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26502 |
"A special House Committe in the midst of interviewing Florida voters is set to rule on the legality of the butterfly ballot by 6 PM EST today."
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12-13-2000 10:30 PM |
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MadBomber
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
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that was funny paint, but you already have so many humor points ..
I wish I was funny like you.
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12-13-2000 10:32 PM |
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brimstone
ittle' boy
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450 |
"why you always make me hit you baby?"
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"sometimes things just get a little bit out of hand"
http://darkhosts.com/brimstone
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12-13-2000 10:34 PM |
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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26502 |
quote: Originally posted by MadBomber:
that was funny paint, but you already have so many humor points ..
I wish I was funny like you.
"One day, young Jedi, one day.
Don't worry though, I have it on good authority that you are the coolest person alive.
That beats my humor points hands down."
Sorry, that wasn't a very funny caption.
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12-14-2000 03:33 AM |
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Mr Snrub
Machine Gun Joe Viterbo
Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Sydney, Straya mate
Posts: 346 |
"WHO AM I?? I'M A FUCKING VETERAN!! Do you see what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ass?? Do you??" etc. I love that movie.
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When i grow up, i want to be a bad ass ghetto pimp!
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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164 |
quote: Originally posted by MstrG:
"I WAS THIS FAR AWAY FROM BOTH YOUR BROTHERS WHEN THEY WERE SHOT!"
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12-14-2000 04:58 AM |
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tack
jackaroo
Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
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I think he looks like hes yelling, "What, you wanna piece of this?" and the dude in the wheel chair is all, "come get some, bitch!" I think it looks like the guy in the wheel chair is about to bust out the W with his hand and yell, "west side, foo!"
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"Theres no emoticon to express what I'm feeling!
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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13486 |
"Hey, you couldn't give me a ride over to Chappaquiddick, could you?"
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The Word of the Day is Esurient (adj.) - Hungry, greedy, voracious. - (n.) - Someone who is all of the previous.
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Avondale
two maidens, one chalice
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6502 |
"You are aware of this state's speeding laws, right punk? Do you even have a licence to operate that baby? I think not! Dang kids."
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shotgun.messiah
Fluffy Bunny
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: industrialand
Posts: 658 |
quote: Originally posted by Freelance:
"TIMMAH!!"
hahahahahaha
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Nomad
argle bargle
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Kanada.
Posts: 597 |
Mr.Hawking, I'm quite busy right now, so if you'll kindly zip up your pants and leave the room I'll gladly come over and see "Mr.Tinkly" at a later date.
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Tomato Soup for the Ass
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