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MstrG
The Talamasca

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Post Supply the Punchline XXIII - Teddy

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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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are you retahded?

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
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excuse me, you wouldn't happen to have any hemmhoroid cream on, you would you? shit..."

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J E B Stuart
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"I don't give a shit if you are in a wheelchair. Your dick can't be THAT long, you lyin' sumbitch!"

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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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Thumbs up

quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart:
"I don't give a shit if you are in a wheelchair. Your dick can't be THAT long, you lyin' sumbitch!"


hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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aminal
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"one was paraylised from the neck down, the other up."

[This message has been edited by aminal (edited 12-13-2000).]

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brimstone
ittle' boy

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quote:
Originally posted by MstrG:



"Listen bebbe, you got the wheels, i got the booze. How bout we take a drive eh?"

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-brimstone
"sometimes things just get a little bit out of hand"
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brimstone
ittle' boy

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quote:
Originally posted by MstrG:



"listen here you little fucker, my bourbon was on this table a minute ago, and not it's not see. hrmmm let's see here... i think ret-ard-o-fuck did it!"


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-brimstone
"sometimes things just get a little bit out of hand"
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Freelance
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"TIMMAH!!"

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Anger=Red

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MadBomber
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"...I said raise your right hand to commie satanist!! If I were in charge I would have your little commie ass shiped back to Siberia!! Do you hear me you little pinko bastard?! I bet your a homosexual aren't you?! A little pinko cock sucker ..."

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=() .. boOM!!

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DevilMoon
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"ahh sonny you might wanna say aff tha sauce if you ahh gonna be driving that thing"

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iglo
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"let it come. i shit my pants at least twice a day"

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aminal
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the old guy looks like he is jerking off under the desk

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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"A special House Committe in the midst of interviewing Florida voters is set to rule on the legality of the butterfly ballot by 6 PM EST today."

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MadBomber
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that was funny paint, but you already have so many humor points ..

I wish I was funny like you.

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=() .. boOM!!

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brimstone
ittle' boy

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"why you always make me hit you baby?"

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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by MadBomber:
that was funny paint, but you already have so many humor points ..

I wish I was funny like you.





"One day, young Jedi, one day.

Don't worry though, I have it on good authority that you are the coolest person alive.

That beats my humor points hands down."

Sorry, that wasn't a very funny caption.


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YaNkEEs
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excuse me sir but do you have any grey pupon?

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Mr Snrub
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"WHO AM I?? I'M A FUCKING VETERAN!! Do you see what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ass?? Do you??" etc. I love that movie.

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When i grow up, i want to be a bad ass ghetto pimp!

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by MstrG:



"I WAS THIS FAR AWAY FROM BOTH YOUR BROTHERS WHEN THEY WERE SHOT!"

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tack
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I think he looks like hes yelling, "What, you wanna piece of this?" and the dude in the wheel chair is all, "come get some, bitch!" I think it looks like the guy in the wheel chair is about to bust out the W with his hand and yell, "west side, foo!"

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"Theres no emoticon to express what I'm feeling!

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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!

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"Hey, you couldn't give me a ride over to Chappaquiddick, could you?"


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The Word of the Day is Esurient (adj.) - Hungry, greedy, voracious. - (n.) - Someone who is all of the previous.

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Avondale
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"You are aware of this state's speeding laws, right punk? Do you even have a licence to operate that baby? I think not! Dang kids."

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shotgun.messiah
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Talking

quote:
Originally posted by Freelance:
"TIMMAH!!"




hahahahahaha

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Nomad
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Mr.Hawking, I'm quite busy right now, so if you'll kindly zip up your pants and leave the room I'll gladly come over and see "Mr.Tinkly" at a later date.

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Tomato Soup for the Ass

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