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Wacky News: Please Stand By

STROUDSBURG, Pa - A recent job posting for the State Transportation Department broke records for people wanting to interview. The job? Earning $25,000 a year picking up road kill off the highways. Only three positions needed to be filled but had over 300 applicants. One applicant told a reporter, That´s Bambi lying on the road and somebody needs to pick up those creatures before kids see ´em.

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"The groom´s side of the family reportedly can pick whatever doctor they want to determine whether or not she´s a virgin, to determine whether she´s worth it or not to be married to their son."
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The Italians use to hang the sheet outside that the new married couple just did the nasty on to display the blood from the breaking of they hymen.

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we're a funny bunch, eh

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Geez, they would have thought I was a liar for sure; I only bled about 2 drops or so when I lost my virginity. Nothing got on the sheets whatsoever.

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bunkum isn't a virgin?!?!?!

thx brim thats fucked up, you're not supposed to throw rice anymore i thought?
at my brothers wedding we threw birdseed
NO we aren't hippies!!

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
bunkum isn't a virgin?!?!?!

thx brim thats fucked up, you're not supposed to throw rice anymore i thought?
at my brothers wedding we threw birdseed
NO we aren't hippies!!

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We threw birdseed at a wedding once too. I think it's because of the rumor that birds will eat the rice, drink water and then burst when the rice expands... I've never seen it happen.

CAL

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Woman Tries to Avoid Arrest with A Breast
By: BizarreNews Published: 11/23/2000

GERMANY - A forty-three-year-old German woman did more than flash a license at police during a routine traffic stop. The woman flashed her breasts at the police and
then drove off at high speed. She was eventually trapped by a police patrol car in a dead end street in Oberhausen, but she refused to get out of the car and locked the doors. The woman finally gave herself up
after one of the officers smashed a side window and

grabbed her car keys.



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Originally posted by brimstone:
Woman Tries to Avoid Arrest with A Breast
By: BizarreNews Published: 11/23/2000

GERMANY - A forty-three-year-old German woman did more than flash a license at police during a routine traffic stop. The woman flashed her breasts at the police and
then drove off at high speed. She was eventually trapped by a police patrol car in a dead end street in Oberhausen, but she refused to get out of the car and locked the doors. The woman finally gave herself up
after one of the officers smashed a side window and

grabbed her car keys.

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
That isn't really particularly "wacky", brimstone. That happens like in every major city in America on a daily basis.

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Originally posted by CAL:
We threw birdseed at a wedding once too. I think it's because of the rumor that birds will eat the rice, drink water and then burst when the rice expands... I've never seen it happen.

CAL

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