Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 2936

Buckwheat's Twelb Dey of Crimmus

On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
A 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Too gold teefs an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Tree hot wings, too gold teefs, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de fort dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de fit dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Five Bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold
teefs, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de scixt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
A scix pak of forties,
Five Bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets,
tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de sebint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
Five bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de ate dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
Five bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de nite dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Nyne playa hatars, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin',
a scix pak of forties,
Five Bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de tint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Tin freaks a freakin', nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
Five Bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de levint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Levin jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin', nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
Five bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Twelb gubmint cheez, levin jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin',
nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin',
a scix pak of forties,
Five Bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
An A 78 Cutlass Supreme!



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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Robert Heinlein

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Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

I MUST be sleepy! This was funny!!! heheheee....

Humor points here!!!!

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Hey!!! TEFL!!! You are gonna beat me all to heck at reachin' the BIG 500!!! Sheeesh. I'd better get postin'....

NM, I'm too sleepy...maybe tomorrow.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Emerald:
Hey!!! TEFL!!! You are gonna beat me all to heck at reachin' the BIG 500!!! Sheeesh. I'd better get postin'....

NM, I'm too sleepy...maybe tomorrow.

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600! soon.... nice little song you got there

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- brimstone

"We are the all knowing, all loving, monks of war"

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Your right Auntie Em, we are close to 500. I truthfully hadn't noticed. My 500th has to be a really big one. Hmmm...what to do, what to do...?

I know what I want for Christmas...5 bags of weed!! hehe. Now THAT's Christmas spirit!!
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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Robert Heinlein

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quote:

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Originally posted by Timeenoughforlove:
On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!
Twelb gubmint cheez, levin jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin',
nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin',
a scix pak of forties,
Five Bags of Weed!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
An A 78 Cutlass Supreme!

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Originally posted by WastedPotential:
Almost kind of easy to picture TEFL tacking that Confederate flag up on his screen porch now.

Before, it was really, really difficult.

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man, I can't handle the ribbing.

I used to drive a '78 cutlass when I was in high school.

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