Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
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Allow your demented fantasises too run wild

If you were a stalker, which celebrity would you victimise and how would you stalk them?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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i'd stalk tori amos. i'd shrink myself and live in her vagina.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

Britney... we had a row last nigh and said she'd been told to dump me because of ehr 'clean cut schoolgirl image' being lost by sleeping with me...

i'll get her...

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Registered: Aug 2000
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How about Jodi Foster. Damn, I think that’s been done before.

Ok then, David Hasselhoff. I bet that’s original.

I’d hide in the back of his car and talk to him when he got in. It’d be like nightrider all over again.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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Hmm, incriminating.

I'd stalk Neve Campbell. And I'd make a video about it.

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Registered: Nov 2000
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I think I'd like to stalk Al Gore.

First I'd make him play scrabble till he can spell.

Then we'd play kickball, and I'd make sure he was the last person picked, everytime we make teams. Then kickball would turn into dodgeball and Al would be "it".

Then I'd tell him that if he puts his mind to it, he can be anything he wants, even president of the United States.

No wait, scratch that.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6953

russell crowe of course
what a silly question

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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yeah, i wouldn't mind living in Jodi Foster's vagina either

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We spoke our minds too clearly. We assumed fundamental rights were inherent not as pawns but humanz. I do not require a gauge for freedoms of speech because I never asked to be a citizen. I never have and never will pledge allegiance.

http://pub31.ezboard.com/bforbiddencompounds

www.flutypook.com
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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Florida
Posts: 316

David Arquette. I would tie him to a chair and make him watch those incredibly dumb "1-800-COLLECT" commercials that he is always in, while smacking him on the back of the head and screaming in his ear "DON'T YOU SEE HOW HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THESE COMMERCIALS ARE, WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THEM YOU BASTARD".

After I was done with him, I'd like to visit William Shatner and torture him the same way. Those priceline.com commercials drive me crazy!!

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Registered: Aug 2000
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I plan to stalk MstrG's 3's.
He can keep them from me by locking a thread.
*puts on black ski mask*

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
I plan to stalk MstrG's 3's.
He can keep them from me by locking a thread.
*puts on black ski mask*

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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Joeycat:

quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
I plan to stalk MstrG's 3's.
He can keep them from me by locking a thread.
*puts on black ski mask*

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Beware the power of the 3's

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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But HELL, they weren't really my threes, they were wonderaz's! I was just admiring them.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by MstrG:
But HELL, they weren't really my threes, they were wonderaz's! I was just admiring them.

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..but..but..dont you have any threes?
Ill settle for some twos...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
(..but..but..dont you have any threes?
Ill settle for some twos...

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Never settle


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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Joeycat:

quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
(..but..but..dont you have any threes?
Ill settle for some twos...

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Never settle

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10121

Yes HELL, just a while ago I passed 2272, so my two's are up for stalking.

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quote:

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Originally posted by MstrG:
Yes HELL, just a while ago I passed 2272, so my two's are up for stalking.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10153

Katie Holmes, i'd stalk her by asking her out repeatedly, then drugging her


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