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God Farted Out My Family Tree

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God Farted Out My Family Tree


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Old Post 12-11-2007 01:40 AM
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Talarohk
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That's hardly sacrilege. More like parody.

Interesting, though, that after asking your relatives not to send you religious good wishes because you find them offensive and harmful, you would send something to them which you knew would offend them. What made you decide to do that?

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It was an honest mistake. I meant to delete the "family" list as I always do, but I didn't.

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Repent Heathen!
or you are going to spend eternity in the lake of flame broiled grills at Burger King.

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quote:
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It was an honest mistake. I meant to delete the "family" list as I always do, but I didn't.
Makes sense. Did you get any other replies?
"Cousin Godsnogger". Hee hee hee.

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I get e-mails from everyone but I never reply cause I think sending mass e-mails is ghey.

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You do realize that doing what you did makes you as evangelistic in your own views as you perceive your family to be with theirs, right fubar? Why not let them be who they are and remain who you are?

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quote:
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foster ignorance and intolerance among those who practice these beliefs


so you do agree with christians when describing scientists

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quote:
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You do realize that doing what you did makes you as evangelistic in your own views as you perceive your family to be with theirs, right fubar? Why not let them be who they are and remain who you are?


You suck in white knight mode leave it to those that are more suited to it, you can never hope to approach the sheer pwnge of this post:




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so you do agree with christians when describing scientists

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You can never hope to approach the most basic command of your native tongue.

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most basic? elegant.

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No perceptive.

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no contraceptive

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quote:
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You can never hope to approach the most basic command of your native tongue.


quote:
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No perceptive.


and ironic.

My work here is done.

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It is.

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loser, you need to stop this equivalence nonsense. there's nothing to be afraid of, really.

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I am made of nonsense.

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I have made my difference of belief known to my family. They know that I prefer to let them believe what they believe and don't question it as long as they don't question me. I had held up my end of this agreement in good faith while weathering a never ending barrage of religious emails and chain letters and evangelising for more than a decade when I returned their letters with that note. If you think I was out of line, then suck it.

And this particular cousin has always hounded me the most. You know the 'brimstone backstroke' schtick of the Troll's? I have to hear about that from her every Monday in my email and every Holiday that requires a card.

Oh yeah, and they all vote Republican because Republicans use the word "Jayzus".

Fuck them.

Fuck you.

You fucking fucks.

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I think I live next to some of your relatives.

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Which trailer park are you in?

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quote:
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I have made my difference of belief known to my family. They know that I prefer to let them believe what they believe and don't question it as long as they don't question me. I had held up my end of this agreement in good faith while weathering a never ending barrage of religious emails and chain letters and evangelising for more than a decade when I returned their letters with that note. If you think I was out of line, then suck it.

And this particular cousin has always hounded me the most. You know the 'brimstone backstroke' schtick of the Troll's? I have to hear about that from her every Monday in my email and every Holiday that requires a card.

Oh yeah, and they all vote Republican because Republicans use the word "Jayzus".

Fuck them.

Fuck you.

You fucking fucks.



Tag your family's emails as spam. That's what I do.

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I can't set email rules from up here on my high horse.

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Which trailer park are you in?


I live in a suburb that is at the edge of a rurality. My neighbors raise chickens and god fearing brats. I've mentioned this before, I think, but my neighbor actually hit me with the Jesus at my kid's birthday party. He then accused me of persecuting everyone in town with my evolution talk- which is odd because I neverevereverever talk about any of it ever with the neighbors or anyone else in my town. Ever. I haven't even brought it up once. He just knows what I went to school for and has decided I'm an evolution warrior.

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Tell him you are really a creationist. You believe that God created Evolution.

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it's a shame you can't just post unrelated photos in the middle of a conversation in real life too, when the subject comes up, loser. that way you could still voice your protest whilst skilfully navigating around direct disagreement.

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