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Roshigoth
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And then there was Robin

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And then there was Robin

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Roshigoth
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And before you say it, I assure you, I'm not gay.

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ignatz mouse
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That's just sad.

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I'd hit that til my dick fell off. You've got to be made of at least 25% failtanium, Rosh.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth
And before you say it, I assure you, I'm not gay.

correct, you are not gay. you are a fucking moron.

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fubar
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She's so far out of your league I can understand why you wouldn't want to take a shot.

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Roshigoth
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I honestly can't disagree with any of you.

Though fubar, despite her being far, far out of my league, I can guarantee you that had I made a move, I would have gotten somewhere with her. Which only makes me wonder all the more why the hell I didn't.

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quote:
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I honestly can't disagree with any of you.

Though fubar, despite her being far, far out of my league, I can guarantee you that had I made a move, I would have gotten somewhere with her. Which only makes me wonder all the more why the hell I didn't.

The further a girl is out of your league, the LESS you have to lose. It's not like you'd be surprised to hear her say 'no'. And if she did, you'd still be the same lonely fatass you are right now. Same same.

But if she said 'yes'...

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And one more goddamned thing. The only thing that keeps your situation from being as pathetic as Pine's is that an attractive girl (and I don't mean 'attractive for you') is showing interest in you.

When you're past the prime of your life, and you don't know how many chances you have left, swing for the fucking fence every time.

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swing for the fucking fence every time.

Especially when it's all teed up for you.

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Roshigoth
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Agreed. Hence my regret. I fucked up, and I have no idea why I did so.

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ignatz mouse
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I think you have a phobia. Seek sex therapy immediately.

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Roshigoth
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I'd rather have a phorbia.

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quote:
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I have no idea why I did so.

Because you've done nothing for so long it's what's comfortable for you.

Break the cycle. Call her up and ask her out, or move in with Mugtoe.

Do something different.

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quote:
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I'd rather have a phorbia.

She has her fishes. U R no match.

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SimpleSimon
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Call her. Write her. Do some-fucking-thing, don't just whinge about it here.

So it has been years. At worst, she'll tell you she's involved, or not interested.

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quote:
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I'd rather have a phorbia.

You say that but, given your track record, she could show up at your home naked and you would find some way to get out of having sex with her.

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Roshigoth
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Yeah, I know. Guess I'm stuck with the phobia.

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quote:
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Yeah, I know. Guess I'm stuck with the phobia.

JFC, you deserve to be King of the Asylum.

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King of the Asylum Monks, maybe.

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karen
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*shakes head at rosh*

dude... geez.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
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Yeah, I know. Guess I'm stuck with the phobia.

eat shit you gutless faggot

heed the cripples advice and call/write her immediately.

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Roshigoth
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I actually started writing an email to her before Simon suggested it, and I've already sent it.

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Hawley Griffin
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awesome! remember to stick it in her pooper.

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Mugtoe
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yeah, the only redemption possible for you now is to use her like a dirty gym sock and treat her like shit afterward.

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