Anti-Stile
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1) The queen for lack of a better term is archaeically dressed, ivory tower living slut who rules nothing but her "dumbo" eared nonsensical, skirt wearing, piece of low grade dogshit, adulterous son.
2) Princess Die was mourned as a great leader would be but she contributed nothing more than decent looks and being a globetrotting pump monkey for a rich playboy. Oh yea she talked about landmines a few times and saved the planet. What's even worse is the fucking llamas who mourned and cried their lifeless eyes out over a fucking stranger who did shit in her life except take it up the ass from rich men who pimped her poonanny. The saddest thing is Mother Theresa died around the same time but the sense of loss was no big deal. Chalk it up to who looked better.
3) Prince William or whatever the fuck his name is, is the newest form of "spice boy" in england. Anyone who follows the boys daily shitting routine needs to get a fucking life. He won't change the world...he can't even change his own underwear. He'll end up dead of an overdose with some strangers cock in his lil' muffin ass.
4) Soccer is boring as fuck and you only go to see how many innocent people you can kill before you finish your Guinness. Killing is the sport and soccer is the background music. Soccer=Abba....Killing= fun as fuck.
5) We don't wear those fucking cock sucker wigs in congress and the senate. We go to the hair club for men.
6) We don't put on a horse and pony show while holding large books talking like pansies arguing over bullshit.-I doubt most will get that reference- We talk shit and expose peoples sex lives for political gain.
7) We have healthy teeth.
8) We aren't a nation of heroin freaks and followers of American culture. We are the leaders of culture and all you have to do is look around the world. yes we have some who rape kids in foreign lands but that's the price you pay for protection sometimes. We can't watch everyone but if we catch them we fuck our own too.
In closing we are the most powerful, fearless, fucked up, giving, selfish, inspirational, despicable, needed nation in the world and if you deny that then you are blind.
p.s. England gave us Benny Hill and the Spice Girls yet they are better?
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