Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9788

Food for the Devil

So, as I walked out of the tube station and into the cold winter air, I decided to pop into a convenience store to buy some supplies for yet another long dull night shift. I caught a glimpse of myself - a reflection in the stores door window - and thought: "Damn.......I look fucking evil tonight. I need to wash my hair and have a shave pretty soon".

Anyway, I walked round the shop picking out the following items:

2 cans of Red Bull
a roll of fresh bread
one microwave all-day breakfast ( hash brown, sausage, bacon,beans )
one micowave ham and cheese sandwich

I took the items to the cash register and took my wallet out of my pocket, waiting for the lady to price everything up.

The cash register lit up with the total amount:

£ 6.66

666: The number of the beast.

So that basically confirms it then. I am the anti-christ. The beelzebub.

Armageddon is on its way.

Soon.

Well, at least until after I open me presents on Christmas morning.


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slide away, and give it all you've got - my today, fell in from the top...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18505

Tarman'Gaidon awaits.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

"Living is just the process of preparing to be dead for a very long time." - Faulkner

I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one kiss, one chance, one taste of you, my Magdalena.

Follow for now, and follow for this, because everybody follows for nothing at all.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9788

As I have recently discovered I am the anti-christ I'm looking to recruit 4 horsemen for the forth coming apocalypse.

Apply within. Thankyou for your time.

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slide away, and give it all you've got - my today, fell in from the top...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

I'll be death, he always had the easy job.

we need a war, pestilence and a famine from somewhere now...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

quote:

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Originally posted by aminal:
I'll be death, he always had the easy job.

we need a war, pestilence and a famine from somewhere now...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18505

I wanna be War.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

"Living is just the process of preparing to be dead for a very long time." - Faulkner

I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one kiss, one chance, one taste of you, my Magdalena.

Follow for now, and follow for this, because everybody follows for nothing at all.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3539

quote:

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Originally posted by urbanjunkie:

So, as I walked out of the tube station and into the cold winter air, I decided to pop into a convenience store to buy some supplies for yet another long dull night shift. I caught a glimpse of myself - a reflection in the stores door window - and thought: "Damn.......I look fucking evil tonight. I need to wash my hair and have a shave pretty soon".

Anyway, I walked round the shop picking out the following items:

2 cans of Red Bull
a roll of fresh bread
one microwave all-day breakfast ( hash brown, sausage, bacon,beans )
one micowave ham and cheese sandwich

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

she speaks of experence!

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Originally posted by HELL:
and if you eat that, your bowels will give birth to many demons.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
she speaks of experence!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

You are truely wise in your years.

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Originally posted by HELL:


7-11 coffee and a hotdog w/ hot peppers for breakfast before going out on a job-site is somthing that has taught me a valuable lesson my child.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 4875

quote:

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Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
As I have recently discovered I am the anti-christ I'm looking to recruit 4 horsemen for the forth coming apocalypse.

Apply within. Thankyou for your time.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: OH
Posts: 464

I wanna be famine. Can I? Please please please! I want to pay back for all the times I've been hungry! Oh oh oh, please!

*jumps up and down*

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Tums are good. Think of them as the candy that no one asks for!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

Don't talk about foooood...

I can smell the apple pie, gahhhhhh.

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Will accept plush toys as bribes.

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