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karen
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Sometimes...

I look at Who's Online and just have to wonder what the hell these people typed in google to pick up those particular thread links.

Other times, it's just sad - because you know exactly what they were looking for.

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karen
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Feel free to post, in this thread, links to any awesome older threads you find in there, too.

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The Farting Evangelist is epic lulz.

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Does the urethra fucking contain a debate about wanting penetrating depth with long sub incisions vs. maximizing contact by the enfolding of your lover's cock that only minimal incisions allow?

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It says something too about the authors - mostly that they were LOLigagging the pervs out there. There sure are some classic titles. I love reading Who's Online myself. It seems that the Chris Farley Death pics are the all-time guest choice.

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maybe they were shot in the head by a high powered microwave beem that tweaked their frequencies to pick up 51 50.1.. fm.

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I find all the best old threads to top by looking at Who's Online.

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karen
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quote:
Originally posted by billgerat
It says something too about the authors - mostly that they were LOLigagging the pervs out there. There sure are some classic titles. I love reading Who's Online myself. It seems that the Chris Farley Death pics are the all-time guest choice.


The Little Girls one seems to be a close second. Kind of disturbing.
Urethra Fucking gets quite a bit too.



It's always strange to click on a weird headline, only to see that I started the thread. I don't remember a lot of this stuff.
Like earlier tonight, I saw someone looking at a thread titled "FREE BLOWJOBS", clicked, and saw that I started it.
I wasn't offering them from me, btw.

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WHAT I GOOGLE

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nothings free in this world eh?

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hopefully one day my after dinner mints will bring in the quality members.

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I read ureathra fucking as Aretha Franklin. Tht says something about me, I sure.

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THANKS KAREN!

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"serial fake valid credit card number generator" is another good bait to attract sinners heh

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I always see Chris Farley Death Pics and Urethra Fucking. I don't think I've ever read those threads, however.

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karen
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a couple titles being read by guests now:

Super Hentai Scat Tentacle Plushie Monkey RapeFest 2K!! (snow, lake, geese)

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...&threadid=12986

analysis of banana peeling methods

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...&threadid=25165

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karen, do you realise that when you go to encyclopaedia dramatica and type in 'boytaur', at the bottom of the page is an external link that might make you lol.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Boytaur
click on the girltaur link....

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heh

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karen
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ha!
that's awesome.

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I've used to have a vid of a woman who has trained herself to perform urethral fucking. It is, um, interesting. She has an entire website dedicated to the act.

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the amazing ty?

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Hold on, let me dig through the archives...

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Yup, that's her, "only at www.dennio.com"

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The Amazing Ty uretheal fucking with creampie vid is goddamn vile yet one cannot look away. It's somewhat like a driving past a overturned busload of Jerry's Kids on the highway that has crashed into a wagonload of Amish retards. No matter what you will slow down and just oggle the hell out of it while simultaniously throwing up a bit in your mouth.

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