Registered: Jul 2000
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Potential Asylum Tshirt Slogans!

Which would you wear?

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Registered: Aug 2000
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"I spent 18 hours a day on the internet, locked in my basement, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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POW!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Here's what I would have on my t-shirt:

CONSTIPATED PEOPLE
DON'T GIVE A CRAP!

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Location: Burleson, Texas
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To All You Virgins:

Thanks for Nothing!


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Location: Shreveport, LA
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"One of these days I'm going to pick up that Goddamn waterpick and throw it through that window."

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Registered: Jul 2000
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I'd prefer a t-shirt that just says Asylum on it....something simple!

This one made me laugh though...




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Front of shirt = Listen, the guy in the tv told me I won the gold medal of chaos. I just want to know where my medal is, and why you wont give it to me.

back of shirt = Welcome to the Asylum.



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Registered: Jul 2000
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personally i wouldn't wear any of them, they are all far too offensive etc

i'd just wear one with a little 'asylum' logo on the left breast...

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can i have aminal on my left breast please??

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oh yeah baby!

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Registered: Oct 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by WastedPotential:
"I spent 18 hours a day on the internet, locked in my basement, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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I think it should say
"all I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!"

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"in life, there is no justice, only pain - pure and never ending pain"

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Here are some of the custom tees I've been meaning to have made up for me:


If religion is the opiate of the masses, perhaps prohibitions are the answer. Hey, it worked for crack.

I'm just hoping Jesus' love is platonic.

So... I guess a blowjob's outta the question, huh"

Jesus and I both love you, so we sat down for coffee one day and decided "Hey, a threesome's cool."

SWM, attractive, intelligent, great sense of humour, enjoys long moonlit walks, listens to hard rock music, ENORMOUS COCK.

Gay men are fine by me, but lesbians are competition.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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I think something in the line of: "400+ dysfunctional crack whores can't be wrong," on the front and, "Welcome to the Asylum" with the addy on the back.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

"Living is just the process of preparing to be dead for a very long time." - Faulkner

I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one kiss, one chance, one taste of you, my Magdalena.

Follow for now, and follow for this, because everybody follows for nothing at all.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: San Rafael
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here's a simple idea... how about a plain tshirt with the asylum logo (the one up top there with the guy laying down or whatever) on the back? doesn't matter to me what color, although I usually wear white baby blue or black.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Dingle:
Which would you wear?

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quote:

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Originally posted by SocialParasite:
I think something in the line of: "400+ dysfunctional crack whores can't be wrong," on the front and, "Welcome to the Asylum" with the addy on the back.

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i thought it would be fairly obvious this was a joke, but ill just make it clear by stating THIS WAS A JOKE!

we are not considering any of these. (well, maybe the nambla one) :P

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I figured it was a joke, but also figured some good ideas would come up.

I still vote for the last one.

NOW GO MAKE MY T-SHIRT BITCH!

Please sir, I would like an asylum T-shirt.



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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Dingle:
i thought it would be fairly obvious this was a joke, but ill just make it clear by stating THIS WAS A JOKE!

we are not considering any of these. (well, maybe the nambla one) :P

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Registered: Jul 2000
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yes some very good suggestions here.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Dingle, I am absolutely appalled that you would use your Admin status to come in here and post pics of T shirts that are not really being made. Joke or not, I find your horrible abuse of your power to be one of the vilest things I have ever seen on the internet.
As soon as I post this, I am going to get a wire brush and some bleach and scrub the "Dingle was here" tattoo off my cock. We are through.
If in fact your pathetic little joke was not really a joke, I would like an XL of the Viet Nam one.

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