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GoFuckYourselves!
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Why does my Strawberry Shortcake taste like MrSherman's earwax?????

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01-07-2001 05:36 AM

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JoeyCat
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
Why does my Strawberry Shortcake taste like MrSherman's earwax?????

Why do you know what MrSherman's earwax tastes like?????

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01-07-2001 05:37 AM

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MrSherman
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by MrSherman:
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!

EXACTLY, SHERMIE! I CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT!!!

H E L P!!

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01-07-2001 05:39 AM

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missphinx
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*sigh*
*takes GFY! aside for a moment*
GFY! that there are some questions here that are best left unanswered, some stones best left unturned

foremost among them being the strawberry shortcake flavor of MrSherman's earwax

I can't really explain the reasons for this GFY! but just trust me.

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MrSherman
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It tastes so good!!! THERE'S NO MORE!

I WANT MORE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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SocialParasite
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Gross: 153.34
Fed_Income: -7.71
Soc_Sec: -9.513
Medicare: -2.22
State: -1.71

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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx:
*sigh*
*takes GFY! aside for a moment*
GFY! that there are some questions here that are best left unanswered, some stones best left unturned

foremost among them being the strawberry shortcake flavor of MrSherman's earwax

I can't really explain the reasons for this GFY! but just trust me.

Sphinxy! I understand IN FULL how you feel about this. But something VERY STRANGE is going on here! Maybe Shermie can explain this!

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MrSherman
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
Gross: 153.34
Fed_Income: -7.71
Soc_Sec: -9.513
Medicare: -2.22
State: -1.71

I don't get it.

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by MrSherman:
I don't get it.

My gross pay on my last check, with deductions.

Net Check: $132.19

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
My gross pay on my last check, with deductions.

Net Check: $132.19

My tie costs more!

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01-07-2001 05:58 AM

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SocialParasite
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I feel sorry for the bloke that spends over 5 bucks for a tie. Okay, 20 bucks.

I only make $5.50/hr seeing how I have a part-time job and am currently in school.

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01-07-2001 06:03 AM

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Princess_Heather
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earwax tastes nasty

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"I want to be the Girl with the most cake..." .*ME*.

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Princess_Heather
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It kinda tastes like Dandelion spooge...

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
I feel sorry for the bloke that spends over 5 bucks for a tie. Okay, 20 bucks.

I only make $5.50/hr seeing how I have a part-time job and am currently in school.

My tie DOESN'T cost more!! I'm in school and don't even wear ties! It was just one of my jokes! I just wanted to set the record straight here! (My father is very wealthy, however, and he probably wears ties almost that expensive.)

*This from-the-heart message brought to you by some total stranger on the internet.*

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Heather:
It kinda tastes like Dandelion spooge...

Dare I ask how you know what Dandelion spooge tastes like?

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Princess_Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
Dare I ask how you know what Dandelion spooge tastes like?

Ear Wax

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Heather:
Ear Wax

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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01-07-2001 06:28 AM

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Emerald
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Strawberry Shortcake is only the left ear. Check your right one, Sherman.

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Here????? Now??????

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Rav
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Oh dear!

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I don't have to sell my soul,
He's already in me.
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Stellar ownz me!!!

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Emerald
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topped. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, here we go!

Hey! LOOK AT THIS:
"Sorry! We have flood-control activated. You cannot post within 60 seconds of your last post. Please try again after this period of time elapses. "

Someone changed it. It used to be 40 seconds. *pouts*

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Rav
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NO EMERALD!!!
BAD, BAD EMERALD!!!

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He's already in me.
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Stellar ownz me!!!

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Emerald
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heheehehehee....yes, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm very, very bad!!! So, spank me!

*runs off laughing hysterically*

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Rav
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I'm getting bored of this - I'll just let you carry on and do it soon!

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He's already in me.
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