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oxsan
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Rio de los Brazos de Dios
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Driver's License

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Old Post 05-25-2009 04:45 AM
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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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It's not fair. You're getting punished because someone else ran into a classroom of kids.
I blame that South Park episode.

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robpeters
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Registered: Jul 2009
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WAIT A SEC HERE IN CALIF EVERY 4 YEARS. HELL THEY DONT CARE IF YOU KILL SOMEONE OUT HERE??? DRIVE IN THE DARK WOW IN TX??? ROUGHT STATE ROB:>

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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Everyone in NJ, NY, and CT (except me of course) should have those same restrictions, Oxsan. Christ, these people can't drive.

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Large Filipino
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True that especially in NJ worst than NY but NY has its nuts too.

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Actually, the worst drivers in America are in Connecticut, hands down. No one in that state should be allowed to have a license to drive anything but a golf ball.

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Nobody who is married to me should be allowed to drive.

Or breathe.

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ignatz mouse
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Actually, the worst drivers in America are in Connecticut, hands down. No one in that state should be allowed to have a license to drive anything but a golf ball.


QFT. I drove through there in a gale one year, fucking idiots passing me at 80 mph ending up in ditches along the road. Revoke them all.

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oxsan
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I am really not too sure I played this well. Perhaps the Obama administration would supply (at government expense) blonde (or redhead)
female drivers to protect the public by acting as mydriver and thus protecting the public. Due to my erratic hours it would be necessary for the drivers to be handy for any time a drive was necessary. I am going to write my congressman and try to get that put in the health care bill before congress this fall. It would assure my vote for the incumbents if they passed that. Each person over 80 would get to select their driver from the citizenry at large---not too large. This would not even add a trillion to the national debt.

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Pinecrika
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Registered: Jul 2001
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My Grammpie is still pissed about having to give up his licence (he's 89, now) but he really had to get off the roads.

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Mugtoe
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oh? did he get drunk and roll his truck into a ditch?

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oxsan
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Just to add to the driving problem (temporarily) on labor day I became blind in my left eye due to the rupture of a blood vessel on the retina of that eye filling my eyeball full of blood. But two weeks ago Dr. Young Lee
(that is the name on the MD diploma) made an incision in the white part of my eye ball and drained out all of the vitreous liquid (and blood) then zapped the arteriole with a laser and replaced all the vitreous liquid with a man-made substitute. Sounds horrible doesn't it? Actually no pain whatsoever and within four days I could see better out of that eye than I have since I was 13. I am a great fan of Dr Young Lee now. And all you guys get this straight ---Mugtoe doesn't know anything about eye surgery so don't listen to anything he says about my driving.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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My god you are a weak man, Oxsan. One would think you were in your 80's or something....Wait a minute. Never mind.

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