Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.
1. Acquire a sexually appealing pumpkin
2. Make many holes in the pumpkin, each a little smaller than your penis (use a penny as a pattern)
3. Slather the pumpkin with Crisco or lard (style pernts for lard)
4. Microwave until just tender
5. Wrap in a clean towel until you arrive at your friends' house
6. Unveil your warm, pliant pumpkin to your friends
7. Make pie.
8 ServingsPrep: 25 min. Bake: 55 min. + coolingIngredients
1 sheet refrigerated pie pastry
1 can (15 ounces) solid-pack pumpkin
1-1/2 cups heavy whipping cream
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup packed brown sugar
1-1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup cold butter, cubed
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1/3 cup finely chopped crystallized ginger
On a lightly floured surface, unroll pastry. Transfer pastry to a 9-in. pie plate. Trim pastry to 1/2 in. beyond edge of plate; flute edges.
In a large bowl, whisk the eggs, pumpkin, cream, sugars, cinnamon, salt, allspice, nutmeg and cloves. Pour into pastry shell. Bake at 350° for 40 minutes.
In a small bowl, combine flour and brown sugar; cut in butter until crumbly. Stir in walnuts and ginger. Gently sprinkle over filling.
Bake 15-25 minutes longer or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack. Refrigerate leftovers. Yield: 8 servings.
quote:Originally posted by Dacarlo
I can already cook. Never cooked pumpkin pie though :P
You should try making a sweet potato pie, Dac. It's very similar to a pumpkin pie and is soooo good. It will be even better if you know how to make a great pie crust, rather than using a ready-made pie crust.
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