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Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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Post Dr Goat is here to help you!

http://www.embarrasingproblems.co.uk/painfulanus.htm

It's either that or excessive felch mining.

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SkapeGoat
Someone

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
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Unhappy

Last night I had a sudden case of diarhea, it was all bloody, mostly blood in fact.

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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Are you a pet shop boy?

Do you own or have access to a hamster / gerbil?

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ChikChillin
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: OH
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Thumbs up

Goatboy, I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am that there are no pictures!

*muah*

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memdink
spasm of violence

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i heard that felching was when a guy nuts in another guy and uses a straw to suck it out

that's rough

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IBeFree
You Don't Know Jack!!!

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Burleson, Texas
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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy:
Are you a pet shop boy?

Do you own or have access to a hamster / gerbil?




I had heard about this a few years ago..

Just courious here.... But just what happens to the Hamster/Gerbil after one of these sessions?? AND... are there laws that protect these wayward PERVERTED Hamsters and Gerbils???


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Fiend
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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do you do tongue checks
if so
when can i make an appointment?

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Recently my gerbil DISAPPEARED!

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Agro
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True story here:

This happened to my roommates x-boss. Some woman came into her health clinic complaining of pains and a really REALLY bad smell coming from her vagina. So the x-boss examined her, and low and behold, inside was a dead mouse.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by Agro:
True story here:

This happened to my roommates x-boss. Some woman came into her health clinic complaining of pains and a really REALLY bad smell coming from her vagina. So the x-boss examined her, and low and behold, inside was a dead mouse.



Maybe it was her computer mouse.

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