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Princess_Chelle
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Exclamation She is in the backyard screaming...

and barking and whining for every boy dog within the county to come have thier way with her.
does any one know how long a dog's heat lasts?


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BnB
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Till they get some....
better get the pointy shoes out.

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HELL
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pretty sure its between 1 and 2 days.

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Freelance
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Heh, throw her a dildo.

"Fetch, doggy!"



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HELL
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quote:
Originally posted by BnB:
Till they get some....
better get the pointy shoes out.




you nasty bastard

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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:
you nasty bastard


You love me you little vixen

*passes bong*

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Danielle
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quote:
Originally posted by BnB:
Till they get some....
better get the pointy shoes out.




hahahahahahahaha!!!!!


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JoeyCat
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For you Chelle: http://www.sci-ctr.edu.sg/ScienceNe...t_zoo03675.html

your sentence for having a female dog should be 4 to 8 days. no time off for good behavior I'm afraid.

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Princess_Chelle
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she got her period on saturday night.
so its been like four days already.
messy bloody doggie puss!~

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HIT IT WITH THE HOSE!!!!!!!!!!



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Give her to her Dad!!!

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My dog bled for 3 weeks. The house smelled foul. Chelle, be careful about the backyard. Never underestimate the power and connivance of horny dogs. And don't walk her alone and unarmed; a male dog will do anything (including attack you) to mount a female dog in heat.

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Princess_Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:
My dog bled for 3 weeks. The house smelled foul. Chelle, be careful about the backyard. Never underestimate the power and connivance of horny dogs. And don't walk her alone and unarmed; a male dog will do anything (including attack you) to mount a female dog in heat.



as long as i get in the mix somewhere im cool. no need for the male dogs to attack me, i know all about doggie style


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