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The Rapture

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The Rapture


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coolraine
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so , do you believe in the rapture?

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Mordecai
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That'll teach to you turn CBN on.

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by coolraine
so , do you believe in the rapture?
What is there to believe in?

It is the product of the hallucinations (quite likely drug induced) of a crazy old man in a cave on the island of Patmos.

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Large Filipino
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quote:
Originally posted by coolraine
so , do you believe in the rapture?


I believe I can fly nekkid in the sky so I better lose weight because God only wants skinny tight men.
And women are doomed because God threw them back in the ocean.

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This has been downloaded 53 time(s).

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Mordecai
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
What is there to believe in?

It is the product of the hallucinations (quite likely drug induced) of a crazy old man in a cave on the island of Patmos.



Actually, the imagery LF seems to be riffing on came from a guy in California. No idea what the visions may have been induced by.

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Tefl
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I prefer Blondie's "Rapture".

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Kl...be_gdata_player


This sounds about right.

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Some Girl
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That dream sounded very realistic to me.
I always wondered about the rapture though.
Always found it to be quite scary as well.

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