Avondale
POWERFUL SORCERER IRL
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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Okay, I know a good tactic to make somebody know NOT to mess with you! I have done this several times, and it has varied results, but the results are always desirable.
First, you kidnap his family.
Second, you hire about 30 men, and have them dress up like evil wizards, and have them camp at his house and scare him off when he tries to come home.
Third, have him fired from his job by planting cocainne in his desk drawer at his office, and tell his boss. It is best if you also notify the police.
Fourth, send a note to his jail cell, written in blood, saying that if he does not acquire $10 million by tomorrow, your next note will have his wife's tongue attached to it.
Fifth, send him a note saying that it was all a practical joke, and you are sorry that things got a little bit out of hand.
Sixth, burn down his house, before he is released from prison
Trust me, my friend, he will never mess with you again!!
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