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SimpleSimon
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Trenchant Troll

T_T is just about everyone's favorite target to lampoon around here, but he has been a valued contributor for a long time, nevertheless.

He is extremely ill. He has had recurring bouts with pancreatitis over the last few years, and Sunday went in to hospital with another attack. This one is much, much more serious. He is in the hospital, in the CCU, with widespread systemic failure. His pancreas and liver are shutting down, he is on very strong sedation for the pain, on constant dialysis, and on oxygen.

The prognosis is not good, as the doctors have not been able to identify the cause as yet. I'm not much for prayer, but those of you that are, feel free.

Please DO NOT ATTEMPT to call him if you have his phone number(s). He is not coherent or able to talk, and his wife is, understandably, exhausted and trying to deal with immediate family.

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Coincidence
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Damn, is it something in the air?

Best wishes for my favorite troll. I'll send some surgeon angels over, they are pretty much done here.

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Whoa, I have got to dial back on my wishes, the last time he called me French I secretly uttered, "Die, Motherfucker, Die".

I will apologize to him when he's back online. Mea culpa.

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wonderaz
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I will feel free.

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Wonder is right *gasp*.

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lmposter
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That news sucks. Let's roll, Troll.

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avert_your_eyes
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I wouldn't come back here to spread bad mood if you were not grown dear to me somehow.



Just tell your illness to fuck off, Troll.

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quote:
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Just tell your illness to fuck off, Troll.




What the German said. Get better Troll, I'll be sending my good thoughts your way.

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DRZ
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...............

I'd do an autoplay to cheer him up, but the miserable sod turned them off.

Best wishes from across the pond!

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SocialParasite
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Re: Trenchant Troll

quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
The prognosis is not good, as the doctors have not been able to identify the cause as yet. I'm not much for prayer, but those of you that are, feel free.


this little article-thingy from the nih might shed some light: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12891929

hopefully he pulls through.

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billgerat
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He'd better not die. I'd have no other comparable neocon to troll.

Get better, T_T.

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Sookee
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Patrick, if you hear anything more, please feel free to call.

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bacidath
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Well shit.... . Hope it works out to the good...

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Tefl
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Damn. Just damn.

quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
Patrick, if you hear anything more, please feel free to call.


Same here.

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ignatz mouse
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Get well soon, Troll. You're too ornery to let a little thing like widespread systemic failure get you down.

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Can we take up a collection and send him something Asylum- style?

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Dacarlo
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Get well soon T_T.

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Avondale
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Get better soon, my friend. Hope you're back to driving everybody crazy soon.

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karen
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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
Can we take up a collection and send him something Asylum- style?


"Asylum-style" does not inspire confidence.


Hope you're feeling better soon, TT!
Big sloppy kisses from Brett and a hug from me.

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Large Filipino
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No.
Get well Troll.
Your politics suck but I love ya man.

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quote:
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Can we take up a collection and send him something Asylum- style?


I'm definitely in if this can be set up.

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SimpleSimon
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A nice sentiment. Not needed, and I know what he would say - take whatever it might be you'd contribute, and help somebody who needs it.

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Large Filipino
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So true that.

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missjo
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Hope he gets better soon!!!

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ignatz mouse
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Everybody needs cheering up at some point. I was thinking balloons. Also, we may behave like assholes at times but I feel like we pull together for one of our own.

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