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Mister Freign
Population Surplus

Registered: Aug 2006
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Ha! Time out:

Post #1: Troll has the ick
Posts #2+: OMG troll get well soon buddy
Post #30something:

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I don't think the US is quite ready for Romney he should of waited to run 2016, as a popular republican once said …


get well soon you soldier of the evil

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Dacarlo
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Registered: Oct 2000
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I'm out of the loop for a bit...did we send the golden-tinted colostomy bag?

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I'm really a babe with a tight ass looking for a large internet cock.

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billgerat
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Registered: Aug 2000
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No, we sent him a bread sack and a twist-tie.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I too have been out of the loop.

Here's something to help you feel better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM

Get healthy and let us know how you liked the video.

Sincerely, Thimbles.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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I cry every time.

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PNG
you'd eat it

Registered: Jul 2005
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get well soon awesome man i am having lots and lots of fun reading your comments

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torque
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Registered: Dec 2001
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Posts: 1591

Best wishes, Troll!!! You're a good man. Keep kicking it's ass.

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Registered: Mar 2004
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Posts: 6660

I sent him 2 kidneys and a pancreas, who knew an ex could come in so handy.
Still sending love and prayers he'll return to his re-confirmed god-like status soon.

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lmposter
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"I'm gonna move that toe".

Sincerely,
John Wayne

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ignatz mouse
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I can't believe all the trouble he's gone to just to get away from here.

(Yay, glad you're on the mend, Troll.)

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skalie
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Any pics yet ?

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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This has been downloaded 113 time(s).

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SimpleSimon
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Ha! Hahaha!!

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He's (Obama) the President of Hate. He has magically allowed the blue monkeys to embrace hatred, to feel proud of it, to murder, to conquer. They never would have been able to take this step without him.
**Freign**

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towrofstgh
Yeah, I'm LF's Brother!

Registered: May 2004
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LF just told me about this while I'm on the phone. I seriously didn't know. TT is a mainstay much like LF, SS, and Mugtoe among others. I won't get too sappy here, but I truly will pray for him tonight. He needs to recover so he can continue to make us irate, laugh, and humble to his wisdom. Peace be with you while you fight this...and fight you will!

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Coincidence
Conceit

Registered: Apr 2004
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Should have prayed earlier.

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Mordecai
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 23030

or to a different god.

-m

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DRZ
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Hey, Simon, it's been a while since the last update, how's the big fat lump doing now?

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SimpleSimon
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Unfortunately, no significant changes as of last evening. Still running an intermittent, spiking fever, still on antibiotics, still has to use the ventilator. Digestive system apparently shut down again (probably due to the pancreastic damage). Kidneys and liver functioning well, BP and heart fine.

He's still on massive doses of pain killers and only periodically conscious and lucid.

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He's (Obama) the President of Hate. He has magically allowed the blue monkeys to embrace hatred, to feel proud of it, to murder, to conquer. They never would have been able to take this step without him.
**Freign**

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Unfortunately, no significant changes as of last evening. Still running an intermittent, spiking fever, still on antibiotics, still has to use the ventilator. Digestive system apparently shut down again (probably due to the pancreastic damage). Kidneys and liver functioning well, BP and heart fine.

He's still on massive doses of pain killers and only periodically conscious and lucid.



Thanks for the head's up SS:

The God I pray to is out in GJ 667Cc. I always knew Christ was an alien!

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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Santa is my God Bro. I should save your soul.

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quote:
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Hahahaha!

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Avondale
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Simon, have the doctors begun to express any thoughts or opinions on predicted outcomes?

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SimpleSimon
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There are some options being considered. First, they have to knock down the recurrent, spiking fever. Two possibilities there: 1) infection, with toxins causing the fever response; and 2) necrosis in the pancreas releasing toxins that are driving it. Both possibilities are being addressed, by draining necrostic fluids from the pancreas, the infection by intravenous antibiotics.

The continued need for a ventilator to maintain blood oxygen levels is a major problem for making a long term prognosis. They are slowly decreasing the oxygen feed while monitoring blood oxygen - if his lungs can pick up the load to maintain normal levels, they will remove the ventilator. The seciond major impediment is the recurrent shut down of his digestive system - which can have various causes related to the damage to the pancreas.

If they can get him stable, infection free, and breathing normally, the possibilities get wider. The rehabilitation process is likely to be lengthy and difficult, with an ongoing need for medical monitoring and medication to manage without a significantly functioning pancreas.

Once stable, he may be moved to a chronic care facility. His wife has returned to her work on a part-time basis, mostly because two weeks of nothing but constant stress and worry about him have really worn her down. Work is a relief, in some ways.

His life has dramatically changed. Assuming survival, it will never return to what it was, and the limitations are going to chafe at him enormously.

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He's (Obama) the President of Hate. He has magically allowed the blue monkeys to embrace hatred, to feel proud of it, to murder, to conquer. They never would have been able to take this step without him.
**Freign**

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Addendum: Info just received. A CAT scan today shows bubbles of gas forming in the necrotic pockets in his pancreas, which is a certain sign of bacterial infection there. Surgery is scheduled for tomorrow morning to remove most, if not all, of the remaining pancreas tissues, and likely his gall bladder as well. His fever spiked to 105 today.

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**Freign**

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Pinecrika
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Cam one live without a pancreas or is that one of those things that are important, unlike a spleen?

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