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Goatboy
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I refuse to believe that either of you find that remotely funny.

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CAL
Damn Your Eyes!!

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Originally posted by Goatboy:
I refuse to believe that either of you find that remotely funny.


Here in the states that's called "plain talk". Most of the Western States partake in this mode of communication. I would love to hear GWB say that, cause you know damn well he's thinking it. At least most conservatives are.

CAL


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HELL
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quote:
Originally posted by CAL:
Here in the states that's called "plain talk". Most of the Western States partake in this mode of communication. I would love to hear GWB say that, cause you know damn well he's thinking it. At least most conservatives are.

CAL





Of course I would add a couple more choice words to it.

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Dog Breath
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Ha ha ha!

Thanks Princess.

I couldn't have spoke it better me self!

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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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your very welcome doggie.
*curtseys*


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Princess_Chelle
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Thumbs up something for the conservatives :)

Bush's acceptance speech (first draft)

My fellow Americans, it's about fucking time. All you liberals can
just kiss my big, white Texas ass if you think I'm gonna spew a boatload
of bipartisan bullshit. Let's set the record straight here. I won, dammit.
Hell, I won FOUR or FIVE times, you stupid bastards. We got the Presidency,
we got Congress, and by the end of four years we'll even have more of the
Supreme Court. The Republicans are here, and we're gonna show ya how it's
done. Ya'll want me to reach across party lines now? How 'bout I reach across and bitch-slap all your sorry-liberal-monkey-asses? How'dya
like that? Don't get me wrong, here. The sense of satisfaction I'm feeling
right now isn't that I've won - it's that I won't have to listen to Al Gore bitch and moan about "letting every vote count". The only reason this went as far as it did is because you Democrats have a playground crybaby as your poster-boy, and I for one am glad I won't have to see him on TV anymore.
This might sound snippy, Mr. Gore, but as we used to say in the sandlot...LOSERS WALK!!! As I said in my campaign, I promised to be a
president who focuses on education. My first task as President will be to start an educational program for all you Florida-idiots who can't tell your elbow from your asshole or how to poke a stylus through the right hole.
I don't get you liberal Democrats: when we're talking about Bill Clinton and some office whore, you say that lack of penetration doesn't count; but when
it comes to ballots, lack of penetration DOES count. You want a solution to
this problem? Take some Viagra, you old farts, and finish what you started
next election. Until then, I want to ask you just one question:
"Who's yer Daddy???" And so I humbly accept the office of President of these
United States.

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HELL
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Who's yo daddy?

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Spooky
twisty turny thing

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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:
Who's yo daddy?



errrr...my dad..I think...let me get to you on that one.


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CAL
Damn Your Eyes!!

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hehe... Great one!

CAL

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