Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

i thought emerald would find this cute :)

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...
The other day I went up to a local Christianbookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did!

What an uplifting experience followed! I
was stopped at a red lightat a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the
Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someoneelse loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of
people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind
started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
"For the love of GOD! GO!
GO!
Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these
loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida backthere because I heard
him yellingsomething about a "sunny beach"...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in
the air.

I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him
the good luck sign back.

My grandson burst out laughing ... he was enjoying this religious experience,
too!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got
out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I
waved to all my sisters and brothers
grinning, and drove on through the
intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light
changed again and I felt kind of sad that I
had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

> > Grandma

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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Ha ha. Just one question was her grandson your brother or your cousin?

Waves good luck to Princess Chelle.

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Location: Illinois
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/me snorts and chuckles uncontrollably

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I went Grunge and all I got was this lousy stench.

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Location: New Jersey. USA
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quote:

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Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Ha ha. Just one question was her grandson your brother or your cousin?

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Dog Breath, if you have not yet realised, that isn't a _real_ letter. It was a joke!


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Everyone is a failure in some way. I am just a generic one.

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Location: Across the street from a Catholic high school (Giggle)
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Dog Breath, if you have not yet realised, that isn't a _real_ letter. It was a joke!


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It's a joke!? No....say it isn't so.....
(Breaks down and cries at the cruelty of it all)

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"Some people go to bed with Lucifer, then they cry, cry, when they don't greet the day with God." -Monster Magnet

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Location: California
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quote:

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Originally posted by Generic Failure:
Dog Breath, if you have not yet realised, that isn't a _real_ letter. It was a joke!

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Ya I knew it was a joke, so was my reply.
Thanks for keeping me honest.



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