Registered: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 2327

I met God today.

And I walked up to him and said, "Hey God, how's it goin?"

That was the end of that conversation.

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Is it so wrong to want to destroy everything?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: happy land
Posts: 358

I didnt know it was you, sorry....

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

what was She wearing? Did God have nice tits?

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El lobo pierde los dientes más no las mientes.
The wolf loses his teeth, not his nature.
- Mexican-American saying

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

Forget the tits! Was his bong holier-than-thou?!

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You have the potential to be a loser. GO FOR IT!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

Did you get an autograph?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 7922

Geogre Lucas rules.
Ask him about Star Wars II!
Ask him about Star Wars II!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

Where did you meet him?

- I once saw him hanging around the bus mall. He needs new pants.

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Laurence J. Peter, (and Raymond Hull)

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9826

are you sure that wasnt tack you walked up to?

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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here'.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1217

That was Zed, she's been naughty again.

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I went Grunge and all I got was this lousy stench.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: USA
Posts: 14

You should have asked him what He/She would do for a Klondike bar?! Inquiring minds want to know.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

I don't know how you can really be sure it was God you were talking to.

You should've slugged him in the face really hard. If it was really God, it wouldn't hurt him, and then before he could smite you in return, you could just ask for forgiveness and he'd love you and all that. He's really mellowed out since he had that kid.

at least that's what the pamphlet they gave me downtown says.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 24

quote:

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Originally posted by Leroy Binks:
That was Zed, she's been naughty again.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
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quote:

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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
And I walked up to him and said, "Hey God, how's it goin?"

That was the end of that conversation.

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