Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13225

Ask the Magic 8-Ball!!!!

Ask anything at all. Replies within 30 seconds.
http://8ball.federated.com/

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The Word of the Day is Palilalia (n.) - Helplessly repeating a phrase faster and faster.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18831

"Is Linux the best OS ever?"

"My answer is NO."

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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

i asked if macs really suck ass
and it said
better not to tell you now.
what the fuck is that?

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18831

That's a nice way of saying, "Yes, they suck."

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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Q. Are you attracted to other boy 8 balls?

A. It is decidedly so.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

you had to ask?
teehee =)

quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i asked if macs really suck ass

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

Will I ever get a job that I love that will pay me a decent wage?

~Cannot predict now

Will I ever get married?

~you may rely on it

will my spouse be a good lay?

~ask again later (I guess he is working on it)

am I gay?

~it is decidedly so! (hmmm)

so will my wife be a good lay?

~ (was tiped on it's edge, no answer. so I ask again.)
~without a doubt (also kinda on it's side)

Do I look good naked?

~as I see it yes

will my wife look good naked?

~ask again later (I guess she is working on that too)

will I ever be famous?

~you may rely on it!

who ever did this was BRILLIANT! HAHA!

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El lobo pierde los dientes más no las mientes.
The wolf loses his teeth, not his nature.
- Mexican-American saying

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: happy land
Posts: 358

so when do i get the crack?

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Its a Digital Drug

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

does caffeine molest his plush toys when no one is looking?


answer....
as i see it yes!


i KNEW IT!

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

Is my penis larger than caffeines?


answer,
my sources say no



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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
Posts: 15141

Q - Is Cheese Cool?

A - Yes.



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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
Graphic Cheeseworks.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

will skape ever get laid?


signs point to yes!

GO SKAPE!

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

does Master G masturbate allot?


answer...
outlook good

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

quote:

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Originally posted by Haxorblade:
so when do i get the crack?

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You wait your turn like everybody else!



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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
Posts: 15141

Q - Will I ever get laid?

A - Now Serving 28221. You are 28222.

Hmm... ?

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
Graphic Cheeseworks.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

custom fitted condoms my ass!
he was working for the 8 ball!

quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
Is my penis larger than caffeines?
answer,
my sources say no

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

does karen have a tight pussy?


answer...
ask again later

translation, paint is fucking her loose right now.
hehe

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

do i fart in my sleep?


answer...
without a doubt!
gooo me!

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

am i superman?

- most likely

YES!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

does shermie pick his nose and eat the boogers?

concentrate and ask again

ewww!
im totally not concentrating on that.

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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

am i one sexy bitch?


answer...

reply hazy try again...
fucking eight ball
what do you know!
im not playing anymore!

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11462

Is brad pussy whipped?

"signs point to yes"

Is karen dick whipped?

"most likely"

this thing is uncanny!

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What are regrets?
Just lessons we havent learned yet.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

you needed to ask it
am i one hell of a sexy bitch?
yep yep

quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
am i one sexy bitch?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11462

Will I get laid tonight?

"signs point to yes"

will brad get his dick sucked tonight?

"yes, definitely"



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What are regrets?
Just lessons we havent learned yet.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

is caffeine one hell of a sexy bitch?

very doubtful

sorry caff.



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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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