Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

Is it possible...

to devirginise a girl and make sure she won't go back later and tell her friends it was horrible? Yes, I'm worried about this.

And yes, devirginise is the only word I could come up with. And Yes, I think I spelled it wrong.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
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As I see it you have three options:

1. Kill her after sex.
2. Kill her friends after sex
3. Make it good sex.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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Hmm, why would she say it was horrible, unless you were horrible?

I think the word you are looking for is "deflower", but it makes sense anyways.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

pop her cherry maybe?

just watch out for the 2 by 4s

=)


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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
Posts: 1526

*wipes a tear from his eye*

What a beautiful sentiment sherm. Your Women's Study Course is clearly coming in handy.


selah.



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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: WDM, IA
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ROFL!

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Registered: Aug 2000
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1)Tell her it wasn't you.

2)Tell her you are a girl in disguise with a small strap-on that you're not sure how to use yet. I would also add that since your are a woman that you haven't yet figured out how to hammer her bagina like a man since you were born with an outtie not an innie.

3)Claim you're scared sexually because you used to be buds with the Menendez Brothers and their dad used to ride you like a pony , and that in tern, fucked your sex life up.
3a)If three doesn't work claim to be an accomplice to their parents slayings and tell her she's next if she says anything.

4)Tell her you're only used to fucking wild horses and you're not used to your "partner" holding still and it throws off your rhythm.

5)Tell her you are gay and wanted to see what the other side was like and you preffered the ass-pounding instead.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10157

give her head first

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 4737

Get her as relaxed as you can. Fiend is on the right track with giving her oral. Not much more I can suggest.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10428

If she's never had sex before how will she know it's horrible? She has no frame of reference. Besides, lots of girls claim that their first time isn't the greatest feeling in the world, but it gets better. I am sure she's heard that before, and if not remind her after. Either way, even if you suck she's not going to know the difference.

DM

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26385

quote:

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Originally posted by bowmore:
*wipes a tear from his eye*

What a beautiful sentiment sherm. Your Women's Study Course is clearly coming in handy.


selah.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Posts: 4501

Chances are, if you're both virgins, it'll probably suck the first time. Ok, maybe not. But try not to get your hopes up about it, or let your fears run wild. And for God's sake, make sure that you're fooling around enough to know her responsiveness and where her hotspots are. Get your communication up so that you can both share what works for you.

You may even find that the day you've set up for "the day" doesn't end up being the best. GIve it time.

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