Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

he obtuseness of a monkey on crank

This buffalo and I were sittin' around a campfire eatin' baked beans and blowin' farts at each other, when he asked me somethin'. He said 'Kaige, why is the sky blue?' And I told him 'Well, it's sad. Ya see, the sky is an emotional wreck....when the sun comes up, it shines and outdoes the sky, hurting it.' The buffalo then looked to me again, wondering 'so why is the sky dark at night?' To then I replied, a witty smirk upon my face, 'It's like leather for the sky. Black leather. Ya see, the sun and sky are really into S&M, the sky takes the abuse during the day, and the sun gets his at night. Make sense? The moon just watches like a naughty kid.' And then, it seemed as if the buffalo understood...and everything was alright.

As for the peacock, he just didn't get it...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26383

Yes yes, how many times have I told you this MrSherman?

melon is already cool.

We know that.

No coattail latching!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
Posts: 1526

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Yes yes, how many times have I told you this MrSherman?

melon is already cool.

We know that.

No coattail latching!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

I was about to say, this was very melon-like

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10121

melon wouldn't talk about S&M.

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