Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I am the great volcano god!

Send me virgin sacrifices!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
Posts: 1526

Sorry, fresh out. Flame on...

okay.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Damn. I'm lonely.

How about some almost-virgins?

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Rather far from the mark myself...I'll send you the pentacostals, if you think that might be fun?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Sure, why not?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
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*sends Logan by FedEx*

Enjoy!

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Originally posted by Hedonism:
*sends Logan by FedEx*

Enjoy!

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Hahahahahaha...

Where's that "Return to sender" stamp?

Now, how about young, attractive, female virgins to sacrifice?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
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*sends Britney*
Yeah, she's a virgin... yeaaaaahhhh.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
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yeah, but it doesn't matter if you're not wearing any goat skins.

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Location: UK
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quote:

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Roshigoth scrawled:
Now, how about young, attractive, female virgins to sacrifice?

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*FedEx's tack off to Roshigoth*

Sorry, it's the closest we've got...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
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Yeah. Female virgins? On Asylum? *cackles with laughter*

No one that innocent reaches this board alive!

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quote:

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Originally posted by Hedonism:
Yeah. Female virgins? On Asylum? *cackles with laughter*

No one that innocent reaches this board alive!

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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Rosh, can I have what you don't need?


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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Originally posted by Avondale:
Rosh, can I have what you don't need?

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Sure. *forwards tack and Logan to Avondale*

Enjoy!

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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Damn man! That was foul play. What a kick in the crotch!


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Originally posted by Avondale:
Damn man! That was foul play. What a kick in the crotch!

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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I guess I should have specified no tacks or Logans. My fault.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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So tell us Avondale, what are you going to do with your tack and Logan, hmmmmm?

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Location: atlanta
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I was thinking of locking them in a large room filled with sticks and stones and saying that only one can leave.
Either that, or I'll just sell 'em on ebay, or something.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Avondale:
I was thinking of locking them in a large room filled with sticks and stones and saying that only one can leave.
Either that, or I'll just sell 'em on ebay, or something.

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Do both. Put them in the room, videotape the whole thing, broadcast it over the net (or try to sell it to a network.. who knows?), then sell the winner on Ebay.

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Registered: Sep 2000
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Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Do both. Put them in the room, videotape the whole thing, broadcast it over the net (or try to sell it to a network.. who knows?), then sell the winner on Ebay.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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quote:

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Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Actually.. I seem to remember one or two posting on my "Virgin Role Call" thread some time back.. Now if only I could remember who.

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