Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

please tell me you didn't submit any of these tutorials to that site...

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Posts: 1018

DOH!!
I have been doing it wrong all this time. Why can't I be Autistic and get the cool instructions??? HUH?!?!

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Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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That's all???

Geez, if you followed those instructions, you'd be going to see movies every night for the rest of your life. There's no room for improvisation in these static instructions. How do they expect Mr.Autistic to get laid?!

EDIT: Ah, I see. . .

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Ahahaha.
http://www.autistics.org/skills/pages/goatsecx.html

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I refuse to mention the fact that they have a forum.

DOH!

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How to make a pie

Damn, I never knew it was this simple!!

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I like the clean your foreskin one.


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How to rice out your car

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quote:

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Originally posted by WastedPotential:
I refuse to mention the fact that they have a forum.

DOH!

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Paint likes to laugh at those who are less fortunate than him. Actually, nevermind.




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Location: Erehwon
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This is sooo cruel, but soo funny

http://www.autistics.org/skills/pages/askherout.html

I was loath to post this because its really really mean, but i figured - what the hell


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Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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UPDATE: Looks like we broke it.
http://www.autistics.org/skills/

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Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10231

i found this one amusing

How to kill yourself

Category: Personal care

Things needed:
No will to live
1 (One) Drano enema

Step by step directions:
1. Administer enema.

2. Wait about five seconds.

3. Die in incredible agony

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Location: Minneapolis, MN
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how to clean your dirty foreskin.

Category: Personal care

Things needed:
Bleach
Razor Blades
Steel Wool
A Monkey

Step by step directions:
Use your imagination

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Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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How are you getting those Dingle? The links are closed off. . .

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and some damn dirty ape posted a "skills guide" using one of my hotmail addresses.

I got this in my email awhile back.

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http://www.autistics.org/skills/pages/jumped.html

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Please print and keep this information for future editing or deleting.
Log In: Jeremy
File Name: jumped
Your Email: jeremysword@hotmail.com

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Things needed :

Money
Bandages (later)

Step by step instructions :

1) Try and figure out if the person mugging you is armed.
2) If they are, lie down on the ground and do as they say.
3) If they are not, try and run away.
4) If you get beaten, try to protect your head.
5) Pretend to cry. This works sometimes.
6) Give the mugger whatever he wants, usually your money or watch.
7) Beg for mercy.
8) Go home, curl up in a little ball, and whimper.
9) Don't go out at night anymore.

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Thank you for using the Skills Guide

autistics.org Skills Guide - webmaster@autistics.org

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