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bowmore
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Post EREIMJH - a millestone post.

"And a thousand thousand slimy things lived on and so did I"...Coleridge.


A thousand posts.

Not nearly as significant as the many thousands I have read since Ritual Masturbator showed me to the admitting room of the Asylum.

Thanks to him. Wherever he is.

Thanks to all of you for your humor, insight, wit, imagination and warmth.
You have filled many, many hours of my life with much that I will remember and will value greatly.

Ideas and reality flow through this unreal place with a consistancy that is rare and a treasure.

So too does folly.

As Hell said, "Teach what you can teach, learn what you can learn, and try to have a few laughs in between."


Thanks to Sphinxy and Joey for mothering me into relative competance. Many hugs.

Thanks to Paint for making me remember how much I enjoy the exercise of writing and how fun it can be to watch happen.

Thanks to all the Admins for keeping the clock-work ticking. You know who you are.

My millestone post is dedicated to MstrG. Deus Ex Machina, One of The Ghosts in the Machine, For the words,

"and welcome to the forum bowmore."

And on that note: TRIVIA!!!!!!!!

ONE POINT FOR THE PERSON WHO POSTS THE ORIGIN OF THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD FIRST!


selah.





ps: I apologize if my posting in the last few days has been a tad erratic. I got the fever, what can I tell you?
okay.



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HELL
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Thumbs up

I'm glad you’re here; you’re one of my favorite people on the board. Here is to another thousand. Cheers.

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morgana
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congratulations bowmore. your posts are usually very thought provoking and inspiring. i'm happy that you're still among us, as it seems the higher echelon of intellectualism is fleeing this board like rats deserting a sinking ship.

and i have nooooo clue as to where your thread title is from.


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One of mine as well, congrats bowmore. And to think I almost flamed you because I thought someone else had invited you here.

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Congrats, Bowmore. Yet another addition to the 1k club today.

And no clue on the title. Oh well.

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Cool

Does anyone else smell Scotch?

CAL

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go bowmore!!
unlike some of us inane posters, you manage to somehow put something of substinence an a post

how do you guys do that?!

maybe one of these days i'll tip a guinness with ya!

mahalo

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Question

Why is the first word in your topic a scrambled form of Jeremih?

If you had an A, then it would be Jeremiah.

What?

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quote:
Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
Why is the first word in your topic a scrambled form of Jeremih?

If you had an A, then it would be Jeremiah.

What?



I did the same thing. I dont think thats it though. He's an extra sneaky one.......that one is.



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DevilMoon
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All I could come up for EREIMJH with was..

Engineer of the Rectal Express..

but you lost me after that.

toot toot

congrats

selah and all that

DM




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thanks Hell.

And thank-you Morgana. Right back at you.

thanks G. That post made me stay. It was all rm's fault.

Rosh. smile. your as bad as rav. thanks.

CAL: no just you. You have a wolf's nose though.

'fiend. I hope so.

skape. wrong track.

DM: you gave me the best 1K present ever! a bob and doug cam pic.


You are my hero.(Canada is yummy, no?)


selah.

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Talking

Canada is very yummy indeed!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by * Datura *:
Canada is very yummy indeed!!!


Take off eh!

hosehead.



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Leroy Binks
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How do all these people manage to crack a barrier that I have never seemed to achieve here or at the SPF?

/me goes off to find someone with fewer posts to torment.

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quote:
Originally posted by bowmore:
Take off eh!

hosehead.





hosehead?




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*slaps you over the head with a beavertail*

quote:
Originally posted by bowmore:
Take off eh!

hosehead.




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cheers!



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quote:
Originally posted by DevilMoon:
cheers!







this demonstrates the deep throat versus suck method of chugging a stubbie.

DO NOT TRY THIS WITHOUT A QUALIFIED CANADIAN DRUNK PRESENT!

OKAY.

ps. dm, will you marry me?



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yeah, it's huge, but so is this.

p.s. - stubbies are a ripoff. 11 oz. instead of 12. they need to throw in an extra beer with every half-case, a Leap Beer, to even things out.

p.p.s. - that ereimjh business is too difficult. I've already wasted over an hour on it. I cry uncle.

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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Erect
Reindeer
Eat
Ice cream
Meanwhile
Jeremy sword
Humps them
?

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EREIMJH = 1000

duh.

either that or "every rainy evening i molest juvenile hoodlums."

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well done on 1k

is EREIMJH somehow anything in relation to the rime of the ancient mariner?

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Naw, you see.. American beer is like piss and water.. Canadian beer.. ahhhhhh Americans need the extra bottle in their cases to catch up, this is true, but our Bowmore is a proud Canadian

EREIMJH

Bowmore: Eventually really evil immigrants may jump him!!!

Canadians: Eventually really evil immigrants may jump hosers.

Errr...: Erotic Russian Escorts Immitate MEEE Juggling Heinikens (sp?).

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Bowmore is revealing himself as a secret member of the Illuminati!

*gives bowmore funny handshake*

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okay,

It's from a movie you've all seen and probably liked.

brother mason,
bowmore


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