Registered: Aug 2000
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when you realise you are getting older

on feb 20 I will be 27.

Someone just asked me what I was gonna do for my b-day.
I said nutin', probally just dinner w/family.

They asked me what I wanted.
Dad just gave me tires for my car, I want money to pay my bills & a plane ticket back to texas...
I want things I can use....

& I thought to myself, Damn, I suck.




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on Feb 8 I will be 33. All i want is to be finished with dinner before 6 PM so I can get a good night's sleep.

Two more years before i can run for president.

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Location: NH
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33 on May 3rd for me.

I am gonna take the day off and sleep most likely.

I am living life to its fullest.

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wow you guys are old
i mean look at you
you're ......old!


hehehe, name that movie! paint you don't count

yeah im gonna turn 24 may 19, im young!

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quote:

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Originally posted by David Lee Roth:
on Feb 8 I will be 33....

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I think I realized that I really am aging when I started falling asleep on the couch at 9 pm, rather than getting dressed to go out.

-m


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happy soon to be coming b-day pmg

i'll be 19 in sept?
ahoy captain

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"We are the all knowing, all loving, monks of war"

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Hey DLR ... come back for your party here ... I heard we might have some of Dingle's whores in ...

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my friend (female) went to a stripper bar for her 21'st b'day. She got extremely drunk

She does not recall the 10 strippers (also female) that were crawling all over her, or the rotating floor for her big 21'st b-day lap dance.

she barely remembers sucking on a lolly pop that was between a stripers legs (which were wraped around my friends head)

She does recall the other 2 lapdances (with one girl who's tits were DDD)

Her man loved it.


now that was a b-day! not mine tho.

of course.

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Originally posted by Postmodgirl:
my friend (female) went to a stripper bar for her 21'st b'day. She got extremely drunk

She does not recall the 10 strippers (also female) that were crawling all over her, or the rotating floor for her big 21'st b-day lap dance.

she barely remembers sucking on a lolly pop that was between a stripers legs (which were wraped around my friends head)

She does recall the other 2 lapdances (with one girl who's tits were DDD)

Her man loved it.


now that was a b-day! not mine tho.

of course.

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Ok, can I trade in my sleeping birthday for that one, PMG? Of course it would probably prove to be my last birthday. (And can we skip the whole man part?)

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Oh you have no idea!

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Originally posted by Dead_Inside:
Ok, can I trade in my sleeping birthday for that one, PMG? Of course it would probably prove to be my last birthday. (And can we skip the whole man part?)

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February 9, I shall be 18.

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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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No more illegal pie then, huh SP?

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Originally posted by SocialParasite:
February 9, I shall be 18.

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Originally posted by David Lee Roth:
Do you still have to register for the draft? When I turned 18 I had to.

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Originally posted by brimstone:
i had to register, not like I'd join anyhow, unless of course they simply gave me a gun and allowed me to do as i wish

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Did someone say birthday? Well ho! Mine's next Friday. On Feb. 16th, I'll be 22. All I want is someone to love me. Not much but it means the world. Ok, I suck. bye.

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Originally posted by Postmodgirl:
lemme tell ya sumthin'

Most strippers (female) that I've known personally are either Bi or Gay.

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Well, I guess Ill go back to the sleepy birthday. Thanks.

PS. You are getting cranky in your old age.

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Originally posted by David Lee Roth:
on Feb 8 I will be 33. All i want is to be finished with dinner before 6 PM so I can get a good night's sleep.

Two more years before i can run for president.

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Originally posted by Dingle:

All I want is for David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar to be friends.

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PMG, I'll dance for you!

*starts taking off her shirt*

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quote:

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Originally posted by MstrG:
No more illegal pie then, huh SP?

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Originally posted by David Lee Roth:

I had friends that didn't know that we had to and they couldn't get any government money for college. Apparently they take that shit seriously.

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