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Passion Predictor(emode)

Karen, you're a Belle of the Ball!

First of all, it's a Herculean feat to land a date with you, not to mention get you to let your guard down. And if anyone finally does get some alone time with you, it can be like auditioning for a Broadway musical. While ol' what's his name does his song and dance act, you're sitting back a few rows, trying to decide if he'll get the part. That's what we call selective!

Not that being high-maintenance is always a bad thing. Being picky just means you don't settle for anything but the best. You want someone who will dote on you and take good care of you, while still keeping you on your toes. Be glad you're not one of the many women who underestimate their self-worth (men tend to overestimate). That's why you see so many gorgeous gals going out with meatheads.

Is it possible that your romantic standards might just be a barrier to protect your heart of gold inside? Once someone gets past that fortress, they find a loving, generous gal who will give her all to a relationship. Our only advice is that in your quest for love, carry with you the immortal words of Mother Theresa: "If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

Who are you most compatible with?
If you like guys:
Sugar Daddy, Thoroughbred
If you like girls:
Guardian Angel, Fairy Princess

yay.
whatre you?
http://www.emode.com/c/561/passion/


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how very "not guilty" of you!

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JoeyCat, you're a Guardian Angel!

You're deeply in touch with your feminine side. Chances are you've always wanted to settle down on some shady lane with your honey. You probably love the color pink, and you can't wait to have kids. In fact, you may already have their names picked out. 'Fess up: Have you ever cooked a pot roast or picked out fabric for curtains? Not that you don't have your own life — of course you do. But you take great pleasure in putting your grade-A nurturing instincts to use.

That's why, when it comes to your partner, you're the Mother Teresa of romantic relationships. You're giving, caring, and loving. Doing little things, like baking cookies or sewing on missing buttons, tells your partner daily how much you care. You're a compassionate friend and lover.

But here's the rub: Try not to fall victim to martyr syndrome. You're ready to give and give, but you can get resentful when your significant other doesn't do enough in return. It might be difficult for you to let people fend for themselves, but try to focus on maintaining balance. Look out for number one, and make sure you indulge yourself as much as you indulge those you care about.

Who are you most compatible with?
If you like guys:
Sugar Daddy, Cuddler



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joeycat is compatable with me

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http://asylumnation.com/karen
how very "not guilty" of you!

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I am not a cuddler!
The test is flawed!

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SPLAT LIKES TO CUDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahaa

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http://asylumnation.com/karen
how very "not guilty" of you!

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Location: California
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It said I was a snuggle bunny.
BULLSHIT!!!!

I'm gonna take my fluffy ass out of here!

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Location: Cambridge
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im reminded by the love-o-matic grampa
"it called me gay!"
hahahahahaha

anyway...

Mike, you're a Cuddler!

Okay, dude. When you're in love, you certainly show it, don't you? You lose all inhibitions and throw yourself into being a boyfriend and all the touchy-feely PDAs that, for you, come with the job. In fact, you can get so mushy that your friends worry about you. Is that a framed photo of your sweetie on your desk? And wasn't that you buying a big ol' teddy bear the other day?

Ah, we're just jealous. You're a dream guy. You're like John Cusack in Say Anything. You're so darn adorable and sweet that it can give a person cavities. What's more, you never overlook your honey's need for attention. You're great at giving compliments and making your partner feel safe and reassured. And get this — after sex you don't pass out in a coma. You actually like to cuddle and whisper sweet nothings…maybe even for hours. Are you trying to get into the Boyfriend Hall of Fame or something?

But here's the rub: Could you be hiding something behind your sweet, boyish image? Are you avoiding real intimacy with all that romantic baby talk? If so, 'fess up. True love requires real communication, not just cuddly wuddly chat for your snookums.

Who are you most compatible with?
If you like girls:
Snugglebunny, Fairy Princess
If you like guys:
Sugar Daddy, Thoroughbred

So where are the sugar daddies??

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quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
im reminded by the love-o-matic grampa
"it called me gay!"
hahahahahaha

So where are the sugar daddies??

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Oi vey!

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logan, you're a Cuddler!

Okay, dude. When you're in love, you certainly show it, don't you? You lose all inhibitions and throw yourself into being a boyfriend and all the touchy-feely PDAs that, for you, come with the job. In fact, you can get so mushy that your friends worry about you. Is that a framed photo of your sweetie on your desk? And wasn't that you buying a big ol' teddy bear the other day?

Ah, we're just jealous. You're a dream guy. You're like John Cusack in Say Anything. You're so darn adorable and sweet that it can give a person cavities. What's more, you never overlook your honey's need for attention. You're great at giving compliments and making your partner feel safe and reassured. And get this — after sex you don't pass out in a coma. You actually like to cuddle and whisper sweet nothings…maybe even for hours. Are you trying to get into the Boyfriend Hall of Fame or something?

But here's the rub: Could you be hiding something behind your sweet, boyish image? Are you avoiding real intimacy with all that romantic baby talk? If so, 'fess up. True love requires real communication, not just cuddly wuddly chat for your snookums.

Who are you most compatible with?
If you like girls:
Snugglebunny, Fairy Princess
If you like guys:
Sugar Daddy, Thoroughbred

this one pegged me pretty well i think. i like to think thats about how i would be, though i really dont know, never having been in one of those crazy "relationship" things.



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Jen, you're a Queen Bee!

Honey, you are all about grrrl power! You call the shots, and you definitely wear the pants. Sure, some people might think you're a (gasp!) ball-breaker, but, hey, we know the truth. You're a liberated, powerful woman who knows exactly what she wants. You're not a needy girly-girl who complains to her friends (or whoever will listen) about how badly you've been treated by your honey.

You're tough and independent, and that's what everyone finds most attractive about you. You zero in on your goals, and you know just what buttons to push to get them. Once you decide that someone's for you, forget about it. They might as well surrender peacefully. Decisions come naturally to you, and that means everything from what movie to see to where to go to dinner to what kind of laundry detergent to buy. And when it comes to your bedroom behavior, it's safe to say that you don't lie there like a deer caught in the headlights. You're holding the reins.

But, pssst, you're a control freak. C'mon, what difference does it really make if your honey likes to eat hotdogs with mayonnaise instead of ketchup? Who cares if the dishes don't get done tonight? Ease up a little. Even the most well-meaning advice can sometimes sound like criticism. Practice biting your tongue and softening your blows; compromising never hurt anyone.

Who are you most compatible with?
If you like guys:
Thoroughbred, Captain Everywhere
If you like girls:
Guardian Angel, Synchronized Swimmer


Well, I wouldn't say I'm all for "grrrrl power," and I can't make a decision to save my life, but the rest is pretty accurate. And I'm not as heartless as it makes me sound.

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It says I'm a cuddler. That's possible. A lot of the questions I just guessed at anyway, seeing as how I have little-to-no prior experience. (And I had no fucking clue what to say about the Cereal/Sex question.. I couldn't tell you what each was supposed to mean...)

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Jeremy, you're a Romantic Poet!

Ahh, love. True love. Deep inside you lies a knight in shining armor just waiting to get out. You wish you could gallop around the countryside on your white horse, constantly on the lookout for a helpless honey in distress. You'll fight any dragon in the name of true love and a fairytale ending. Above all else, you want to find your soulmate.

People call you a "sensitive guy" because you're always saying things like, "Hark! What light through yonder window breaks?" and you may have teared up at a sunset or two. Maybe you even had a ponytail for a while. You're a hopeless romantic, the kind of fella who can talk about your "true feelings" with a straight face. And let's face it: Those who fall for you can't get enough. In this age of dying chivalry, you know what really melts someone's heart. And to top it all off, you're in touch with your feminine side and aren't opposed to watching a "chick flick" or two.

There's one teeny-weeny little problem. You can get carried away by your idealism and forget to ground yourself every once in awhile. Yes, there will be problems and issues you and your lover need to work out. Perfection only really happens in fairy tales. There. We said it. Try to be a little less intense sometimes, and you'll both be happier.

Who are you most compatible with?
If you like girls:
Fairy Princess, Belle of the Ball
If you like guys:
Cuddler, Captain Everywhere

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Location: Richmond, VA
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MadBomber, you're a Sugar Daddy!

umm .. whatever.

Who are you most compatible with?
Guardian Angel, Belle of the Ball

hey baby .. *nudge nudge, wink wink*

seriously though .. this thing says I'm "the perfect gentleman and an all-around swell guy" .. maybe I would like to think so, but let's face some facts here.



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Location: Nanaimo, BC
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I don't fit any of the profiles they have.
According to this test, either I'm a manipulative prick or a smothering fob.

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belle of the ball...hmmm

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grumblegrumblegrumbleStupidCuddlerwhymustIalwaysbe
suchasoftygrumblegrumblegrumble

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Location: MI
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DAMN IT TO HELL!

You're the traditional breadwinner sort — a Ward Cleaver for the 21st century. You like taking care of your partner and don't see much wrong with old-fashioned gender roles. Why shouldn't a guy dote on and protect the one he loves?

The good news is that you're supportive, self-assured, and caring. In a cold world, there's something to be said for solid, upright family values like yours. Plus, you've got style, manners, and then some. Face it, you're the perfect gentleman and an all-around swell guy.

On the downside, there's a chance you're missing out on something here, cowboy. Those long hours at work prove it. It's one thing to work hard to provide a comfortable lifestyle for your partner. But could all that nose-to-the-grindstone time leave you too drained to work on your relationship? Possibly. When was the last time you had a good heart-to-heart with your lover? If you can't remember, try to ease up a little and enjoy the fruits of your labor, too. Enjoy life and the pursuit of romance! This is fun, remember?



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I have NEVER locked a date in the trunk of my car or even thought about it!!!!!

Where do you find these slanderous sites???

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Well, they've got me pegged.

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Kristin, you're a Fairy Princess!

Picture this: a magnificent castle (surrounded by a moat, of course), a diamond tiara, a white horse, and one bona fide Prince Charming. Sound familiar? It should, because you're the dreamy, hopeless romantic. Special attention makes your day: chocolates, flowers, love letters. Sure, sure, we know you're a modern liberated woman, but deep down we can see that little princess awaiting her knight in shining armor.

You believe in love at first sight, you like poetry, and you daydream about idyllic interludes in the English countryside. You crave deep conversations and long, intense courtships. And admit it, you're always tempted to rent A Room with a View or Shakespeare in Love just one more time.

Let's just say you're a wee bit idealistic. Which means that sometimes your expectations can be too high. There's a lot of pressure on your partner to fulfill your romantic fantasies, so disappointment can lurk around the corner. It's great to be floating on cloud nine, but make sure your feet occasionally touch ground for a reality check.

Who are you most compatible with?

If you like guys:
Romantic Poet, Sugar Daddy
If you like girls:
Snugglebunny, Synchronized Swimmer

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hrm...

morgana, you're a Hot Tamale!

You're the type of ruthless man-eater Heather Locklear usually plays on TV. You're an expert flirt. You're sexy. You're smart. You like the short skirts and plunging necklines that leave your admirers craning their necks when you walk by. You play games, you're out for a good time, and you definitely like sex.

It's about time women recognized their sexual potency and used it to their advantage. It's a beautiful thing, as long as you're doing it because you want to, and not because you're looking for reassurance. Trust us — you're desirable.

With this kind of lifestyle, it's a given that you tend to keep your guard up. You don't reveal too much about yourself — perhaps because you're afraid to make yourself too vulnerable? Or maybe you have a fear of intimacy? Sure, it's great to have a good time, and you seem to be enjoying yourself. Just know that sooner or later you'll end up opening that heart of gold to someone who's really worth the trouble.


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Originally posted by morgana:
hrm...

morgana, you're a Hot Tamale!

You're the type of ruthless man-eater Heather Locklear usually plays on TV. You're an expert flirt. You're sexy. You're smart. You like the short skirts and plunging necklines that leave your admirers craning their necks when you walk by. You play games, you're out for a good time, and you definitely like sex.

It's about time women recognized their sexual potency and used it to their advantage. It's a beautiful thing, as long as you're doing it because you want to, and not because you're looking for reassurance. Trust us — you're desirable.

With this kind of lifestyle, it's a given that you tend to keep your guard up. You don't reveal too much about yourself — perhaps because you're afraid to make yourself too vulnerable? Or maybe you have a fear of intimacy? Sure, it's great to have a good time, and you seem to be enjoying yourself. Just know that sooner or later you'll end up opening that heart of gold to someone who's really worth the trouble.

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Hmm... my poor brother...

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