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Class is something you are born with. You can’t use money to buy class. It’s a natural characteristic embedded within your soul.

Don Henley has class. He (allegedly though if I was him I’d make sure people knew) paid six hookers to lean over the back of his long suede sofa

That’s class. The sofa. And the getting the women to lean over it.

He then got each of them to memorise a line from Hotel California (class song) and each time he penetrated them doggy-style they would sing out their sampled lines.

sheer class...



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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here'.

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REAL class is letting loose one of those squeezed-warm farts that slip out without a sound but smells like year-old rotten eggs and then you hold your nose and POINT AT SOMEONE ELSE!

Now THAT's class!

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
REAL class is letting loose one of those squeezed-warm farts that slip out without a sound but smells like year-old rotten eggs and then you hold your nose and POINT AT SOMEONE ELSE!

Now THAT's class!




NO GFY, NO. That ASS not CLASS.
*Walks away shaking head*


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welcome back GFY!, you bloody smegger

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welcome back GFY!, you bloody smegger




Thanks! Good to be back! Missed you!

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