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Dacarlo
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Post Hardkore pr0n!

Despite my suffering at the hands of a NASTY cold I've scoured the net to find you people some HARDKORE PORN!

And yes I have virus scanned it, and nothing bad happend to my machine.

Enjoy!
http://www.users.waitrose.com/~pictures/hardkore.exe

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And yes I have virus scanned it, and nothing bad happend to my machine.


But there is still no chance in the world that i am going to even download that thing

it wouldn't work anyway



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I dunno something in my genetic makeup doesn't allow me to click on .exe files, even when some strange internet dude assures me it's safe.

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Originally posted by aminal:
But there is still no chance in the world that i am going to even download that thing

it wouldn't work anyway


Not on your linux box m8. Might work at work though.
*cough*calc*cough*exe*cough*




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But why?
hardkore.exe sounds like a perfectly harmless file!

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Originally posted by DevilMoon:
I dunno something in my genetic makeup doesn't allow me to click on .exe files, even when some strange internet dude assures me it's safe.

DM

I donno. I offer free pr0n to the lot of you and you all wimp out over a little exe. Dont you people have anti-virus software to reassure you?




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anti virus doesn't mean shit... i'll send you a dozen files that wouldnt bother your virus scanner at all

paranoid? you bet

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Originally posted by Avondale:
But why?
hardkore.exe sounds like a perfectly harmless file!



It was called britneydoesdallas.exe but I renamed it cause it isnt Britney.
I'd know her tits ANYWHERE!

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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:
anti virus doesn't mean shit... i'll send you a dozen files that wouldnt bother your virus scanner at all

paranoid? you bet


I told you at work Marc. Stop sending my your personal Armadillo porn pix. I just cant stand it!


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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale:
But why?
hardkore.exe sounds like a perfectly harmless file!


I dunno man, I dont trust the English.

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I dunno man, I dont trust the English.



I dont trust them either.

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Dacarlo, a file with the word 'britney' in it is proven to be 89% more likely to contain a virus than any other filename.

Just like a link with 'britney' in it, is 93% more likely to be a bullshit sponsor link.

These are the FACTS, my friend!

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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale:
Dacarlo, a file with the word 'britney' in it is proven to be 89% more likely to contain a virus than any other filename.

Just like a link with 'britney' in it, is 93% more likely to be a bullshit sponsor link.

These are the FACTS, my friend!



I was joking about the Britney thing.

Lies...damned lies and statistics.


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Dacarlo,
*SNIP*



I'd also like to thank you for getting my name right. Alot of people seem to think its spelt dEcarlo.

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It was a typo
And the facts do NOT lie.

PS: I am using you for posts



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Originally posted by Avondale:
It was a typo
And the facts do NOT lie.

PS: I am using you for posts


I know. I spotted that. Can I join your special persons club btw?


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it was really dwarfs4you.exe

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Hardcore pr0n, eh?

Seemed to me like a lame-ass Shockwave file to em.

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[quote]Originally posted by MadBomber:
[b]1 d0VV|\| |04d3d t|-|47 .3>!

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quote:
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I know. I spotted that. Can I join your special persons club btw?




Sure. May take you a while though. Unless you post tons of bullshit like me.



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quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo:
Despite my suffering at the hands of a NASTY cold I've scoured the net to find you people some HARDKORE PORN!

And yes I have virus scanned it, and nothing bad happend to my machine.

Enjoy!

http://www.users.waitrose.com/~pictures/hardkore.exe



Are you trying to tell us something?

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Are you trying to tell us something?



Yes. Click fecking link...oh you did.

Yes I'm a screaming closet case.
In kinda not at all sorta fasion.

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Once you are out of the closet, you can never go back in.

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Once you are out of the closet, you can never go back in.



D00d, my arse is so big I would never have gotten into the damn thing in the first place.

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