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A.D.H.D
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
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Lightbulb Death.

In which fashion do you think your life will end?

If you had to guess.


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Then I fell over.

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ChikChillin
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I'm going to walk outside to chase the goblin. The cat's going to scare me. I'll just back onto the sidewalk, and get hit by a train.

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I'm getting cooler by the minute!

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A.D.H.D
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quote:
Originally posted by ChikChillin:
I'm going to walk outside to chase the goblin. The cat's going to scare me. I'll just back onto the sidewalk, and get hit by a train.



That is the nicest way to die ever.

- I am going to die whilst on an expedition to mars.

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tack
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I'm going to take a lot of pain killers, then drain my eyes of the liquid around them and then fill it with gasoline and then light them up and then walk around acting like I'm the messiah because my eyes are on fire and I cry fire and stuff, I think I'd cause quite a scene for a few seconds before I Die. I'm going to post a lot more thoughts in this thread after i get back from my pyschologist

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Leroy Binks
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Probably in some boring fashion. Natural Causes.

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Also, I will post my thoughts about my self crucifixion machine and how to build your own, again, thats once I get some sleep and then get back from my psych.

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ChikChillin
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quote:
Originally posted by A.D.H.D:
That is the nicest way to die ever.

- I am going to die whilst on an expedition to mars.




Well since you know how I'm going to die, may I join you? Imagine...

"Woman found dead after, apparantly, being struck by a train in front of her Ohio home. Investigators ID the woman as 34 yr old ChikChillin. 'Miss Chillin had recently returned from her expedition to Mars,' said one witness. We wish the best to family, and friends. Chik will be deeply missed."



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Well, nothing quite so spectacular as tack's, but I have one of two options:

a) I'll be out riding a horse in the woods, and suddenly drop dead.

b) being caned for dressing like a whore, while in a fundamentalist nation of some sort

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macker
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I'll die when I go to Australia and the marsupials will have their revenge on me for throwing them around so much.

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wonderaz
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Remember the scuba diver that was scooped up in a water bucket and dumped on a forest fire?
Now, THAT was a cool way to die.

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BnB
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quote:
Originally posted by ChikChillin:
"Woman found dead after, apparantly, being struck by a train in front of her Ohio home.



I didn't know you were in Ohio too.
Where?



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SkapeGoat
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I honestly think I'll be shot or stabbed to death one day.

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"Fear fear fear. Its always fear. Fear keeps me from doing everything I want to, and makes me think and do everything I don't." -Me

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Datura
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I think i'm either going to die in a car crash or by cancer.

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Bibrau
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I want to die before I get too old to take care of myself, and if I reach that stage without dying, I will take my own life

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its like getting the prize out of the cereal box

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I Ching
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quote:
Originally posted by illu§§ion:
I want to die before I get too old to take care of myself, and if I reach that stage without dying, I will take my own life




For sure, me too. When I have to shit in a bag, I'm gonna overdose on heroin and say goodnight


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When they lose their sense of awe, people turn to religion.
When they no longer trust themselves, they turn to authority. - Lao Tzu

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