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brimstone
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Post PISS MY PANTS WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

Wil_Freak had added this guy to his webcam site a while back and I had noticed he had the same nickname as myself. Well low and behold he went and wrote out a small comparison/contrast sheet on the two of us comparing "who we are" which made me piss myself. Well he obviously knows me all too well. *Hides the gothic testicle massager* Take a look at this shit.

http://users.asiaonline.net.au/~brimstone/twobrims.html

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BnB
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The format is all fucked up in Nutscrape. I can read his side OK, but yours is a mess. I'll try again later in IE and see if it's any better.

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karen
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hahahahaa
Ive never even seen that guy before.
i vote for you.

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how very "not guilty" of you!

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shyloh
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That guy thinks brimmy is a goth.

He looks about 30 years old. Why does he care that someone uses the same handle as him? brimstone is quite a well-known term. or something.

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I loved you Slim, we could have been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you DREAM about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't BREATHE without me

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brimstone
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quote:
Originally posted by shyloh:
That guy thinks brimmy is a goth.

He looks about 30 years old. Why does he care that someone uses the same handle as him? brimstone is quite a well-known term. or something.




It's kinda sad in that "I'm getting older and single and have nothing better to do with my time" time of thing.

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brimstone
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quote:
Originally posted by karen:
hahahahaa
Ive never even seen that guy before.
i vote for you.




There can be only one

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Bibrau
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Hahahahah!! that is SO funny!

Hunny I didnt know you were goth!

"Status: Taken (With a missus who ain't half bad! Wouldn't mind poking a hole in her!"

thats hilarious and scary all at the same time...



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So the Evil Terminator is going around masquerading as you?

Be afraid dude.

Never trust a liquid metal man.

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want me to take him out back and kill him?

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Kick ass, whitey!

"The way I see it, there has to be a lot of rain in order for a rainbow to shine.."

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by illu§§ion:
Hahahahah!! that is SO funny!

Hunny I didnt know you were goth!

"Status: Taken (With a missus who ain't half bad! Wouldn't mind poking a hole in her!"

thats hilarious and scary all at the same time...




Hey, what can I say? The man/men has/have good taste.



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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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Have you seen John Connor?

Whoooooooooaaaaaaaa!!!!

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I can see it now the fight between the brimstones over the attention of lovely Illusion!





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I think that guy is a Neo-Nazi, or something.

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That fellah is one ugly and scary lookin guy, maybe you should just let him have the nick, he probably smells like it anyways.

-m


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He looks like he would squash brimmy's head open. Not nice

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You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you DREAM about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't BREATHE without me

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quote:
Originally posted by Gravestone:
I can see it now the fight between the brimstones over the attention of lovely Illusion!





GS




hahahahah Thats awesome!!



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Is he really pissed with you, or is he just kidding around?

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brimstone
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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale:
Is he really pissed with you, or is he just kidding around?




From: brimstone@planetquake.com
To: Gordy [brimstone@asiaonline.net.au]

"I honestly couldn't have laughed my ass off any more"
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While there's definitely an amount of "effort" put into comparing the two of
us, you've got a few things stated you may want to back up there. A little
actual background info on myself you ask? Sure

Brimstone, the name I sat and wondered where the hell I'd seen it myself,
ALSO originated from a comic book (cool pic btw) Thanks for reminding me of
the origin. Same character you have yourself there, of course a television
show appeared later as well (not based on the comic of course,
police/supernatural/investigations sort of deal.

Have I heard of you? Not until my girlfriend pointed you out at Wil's site
after he asked to add me on there. There was also one mention of a brimstone
at the dot cult (don't know if it was you or not).

I had joined the SPF back in February/March or so of 2000. Most of the first
and second "generation" SPF users decided they were sick of his shit and we
now have a site and forum of our own these days. I still keep in contact
with Nicole here and there since I met her back on the SPF, as well as Wil.
Now let's go down to the "Goth" part here.

I'd talked to Sinnocence a few time prior to her adding me to her portal. If
say, you ever looked over the entire portal, you'd realize it's not all
gothic. Maybe it's the music perhaps, all that make up I wear (hey, you
never saw me, and it was one night and a lot of booze), the white boy look?,
I got ya.


"Who holds the right to be known as Brimstone? Certainly, this doppleganger
(that's doppelganger) might have gotten in first"

"I was calling myself Brimstone back when this little twat was wetting his
pants over Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

don't contradict yourself either, and it was "wet dreams" not wetting my
pants. Turtles who do karate shit? Dem's be some sexy biznitches.

-Brimstone (#0)




From: Gordy [brimstone@asiaonline.net.au]
To: brimstone@planetquake.com

Hahahah.. cool.

I'll level with you, mate. I was bored, and wanted to stir up some shit -
see if I could earn myself a little hatemail. I never intended to
*seriously* piss you off - which is why I added the smiley after the last
sentence. Nice to know that you saw the 2099 Brimstone as well. He's truly a
mean looking bastard.

Yeah, I'm the Brimstone at DotCult. Guess I got in first there, eh?

I think I saw some of your posts on the SPF. However, due to the average
stupidity of the posters there, I decided not to be part of that one.

I've actually got nothing against Goths, again, I just was stirring the
shit.

Well actually, in queen's English, it's spelt Doppleganger, with the 'e'
after the 'l'. But I know you Americans like to spell things your own way.

And finally, I'll have to admit that I thought the TMNT were alright as
well.

Gary, it's nice to know you can take a joke, not to mention fire back with a
few of your own. You probably won't hear from me again, but it's been a
pleasure. BTW, I also recieved some hate mail from a dude going by the name
of 'Snakex'. Friend of yours perhaps? It'll be going up on the site when I
get back from Sydney.

Good to hear from you

Gordy. Brimstone #2 (so it seems)



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well, thank you for clearing up that little mystery
he seems pretty cool.

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quote:
Distinguishing Features: Can apparently make his penis dance

Can we see a demo on your CAM, brimmy???


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Here????? Now??????

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"Please, sir, don't mention this to anyone. I'm a substitute teacher, you know."

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POW!

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quote:
Originally posted by Emerald:
quote:
Distinguishing Features: Can apparently make his penis dance

Can we see a demo on your CAM, brimmy???





come see the dancing penis
only $2 a show

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hahahaha, so he is brimstone #2....

way to go.

That is by far one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

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Brimstone is obviously disturbed.

Which brimstone?

Brimstone.

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