Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7538

witty comebacks to womens comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of
my car, I don't give a shit where you go

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: So that's how you got that little moustache

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible
to shake off once you shag

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man: That works for me as long as you are still a little warm when I
shove it up your arse

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather die
Man: I think you misheard me I said your arse looks fat in those pants

typical goatboy humour.



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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

Hhahahahahah!!!

evil evil

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its like getting the prize out of the cereal box

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 923

Hehehe

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Kick ass, whitey!

"The way I see it, there has to be a lot of rain in order for a rainbow to shine.."

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6398

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather die
Man: I think you misheard me I said your arse looks fat in those pants



Oh god, that is hilarious. I swear, I am gonna use that on people.

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