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brimstone
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Post On this Valentine's Day I want you all to remember something...

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP THE PIG FUCKERY ALL YEAR LONG AND NOT HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR IT ON A SINGLE DAY!

FORGOT THE CARDS AND FLOWERS, GRAB THE NEAREST BOTTLE OF BOOZE AND SEKZ0R.

now that's romantic

AHAH!



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Princess_Chelle
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i had hot phone sex with your girlfriend yesterday brimmy.


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Bibrau
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Cute brimmy....

And Chelle has a phone sex voice!!


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Caffeine
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if you can get past the fact that she is in real life, a big black man, it works out alright.


damn that 12 inch cock.
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I had phone sex once and caught a phonereal disease!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i had hot phone sex with your girlfriend yesterday brimmy.




*falls out of chair*



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Anne
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i had hot phone sex with your girlfriend yesterday brimmy.





*farts in honor*



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thanks

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i had hot phone sex with your girlfriend yesterday brimmy.





That's not fair. Everyone else gets phone sex and all I get is the real thing.
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
*sniff*

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quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo:
That's not fair. Everyone else gets phone sex and all I get is the real thing.
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
*sniff*




somehow i dont think anyone is going to feel sorry for you Dacarlo.



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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
somehow i dont think anyone is going to feel sorry for you Dacarlo.



Aww shit. And I thought you would relent on me.
*sniff*
I thought you cared.


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brimstone
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i had hot phone sex with your girlfriend yesterday brimmy.





THANKS! I'm spent

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quote:
Originally posted by brimstone:
THANKS! I'm spent





no problem brim, you want me to send you the bill?

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brimstone
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:

no problem brim, you want me to send you the bill?




HEY! you're paying, should've used the calling card i sent ya

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