To the surprise of no one, and the benefit of all, the Dingleator3000 has once again been toiling away in the dark recesses of the Asylum. We've had the chance to get glimpses of the latest project whilst descending to the dungeon with his latest bowl of slop. Little did we know he'd come up with something as good as this!!
Asylum Graffiti is a contest of sorts, where weekly, you get to display your creative and wit-laden talents ... you will be provided with a picture, usually involving something or someone current in the news, and have the opportunity to download it, change it as you see fit (within the rules of course), then return it. When the contest week closes for that image, a week of voting will commence, and finally a winner will be announced! I'll spare you all the gory details; they are provided on the page itself by clicking the logo above.
Humor is more important than artistic skills here, so don't be concerned if crayons are your speed. Each image will be available for one week, starting on Monday at 9 p.m. CST. The first week, starting now, will be shortened by one day.
Try it out! We think you'll have a ball ... and stay tuned later this week for related news ....
And yes, I recognize the irony that the very system I oppose affords me the luxury of biting the hand that feeds. But that's exactly why priviledged fucks like me should feel obliged to whine and kick and scream- until everyone has everything they need.