Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Albany, NY
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So, my ex is a porn star...

I haven't seen or spoken to my ex-girlfriend in 3 years. She just kinda disappeared off the face of the earth for me.

Basically she was my first love, and both of us lost our virginity to each other. It was the first really serious relationship I'd ever been in.

So I'm surfing on a random geocities picture site the other day, and I find this:



It hits me... "THAT'S HER!" It had to be. It looked exactly like her.
I e-mailed a friend of hers who had seen her more recently than I had, and she confirmed it. It's definitely her.

So I posted the pic on the forums of Something Awful, just saying how weird it was that I found a pic of her after all this time, and someone recognized her as a model for this site:
http://www.amkingdom.com

and posted one of the free sample pics of her in the thread.

This is what I got.



So apparently my ex-girlfriend is a porn star now.

I'm trying to get a hacked password or something like that into this site so I can see what ELSE she's done, because the curiosity is killing me.

It bugs the hell out of me that she's gone in this direction with her life, but oh well, I suppose she's at least making money out of it... still, it bothers me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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Cool.

P.S. Looks like you could park your bike between those legs.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Oregon
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Brak, you know I feel for you bro. We've talked about all this already. Are you sure you want to find out exactly what she is doing? It might hurt more to know. I know I told you that you should try and find her, but after seeing this, I'm not so sure. I think you should just let it go. That is, of course, easier said than done. I still think you should try.
I said this once, and I'll say it again. She's got some nice fucking tits! Sorry, but you know it's true!


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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Albany, NY
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Heh.. yeah, and they're real too...

Well, I doubt I'll be trying to track her down. But I still want to know what she's doing. it's a strange curiosity... i mean, not much i can see that i haven't already seen with her, right?

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Registered: Jul 2000
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That would suck. I'm sorry for you, but mostly for her. There are very few girls her age that "want" to do porn. I don't enjoy porn with girls that age cause I just look in their eyes and feel sadness and pain...

I'm sorry dude.

CAL

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Yeah, I'm seeing sadness and pain when I look into those eyes.

Just be thankful you were no. 1.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Albany, NY
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so yeah, umm... who's got a password crack, or knows how to hack sites?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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Well that has to suck...but honestly now, why do you care so much? She's moved on with her life, this is what she chose to do... it doesn't involve you or anything. i'm a big fan of pr0n and all but i really don't see why you're upset about it especially if you 2 aren't together anymore

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Registered: Oct 2000
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lo-key brought my attention to this thread, asking if I could help...the only thing I can think of is that there used to be custom password sites that would take requests, you ask them to get a login/pass to a site, and they might try.

I'll see what I can dig up.



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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Albany, NY
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Hey, thanks a lot. If you could get in, let me know.

I don't know why it bothers me. I guess I still have feelings for her.. I think I always will. It's just something I never thought I'd see a girl I once was intimate doing, because she started out so opposed to that kind of thing.

Heh.. Catholic schoolgirls.. gotta love 'em.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Ohio University
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not here

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you're the margarine of evil.
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Oregon
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Oh jesus christ. Fine! HailBrak's ICQ number is 64102568. Give him the info there.


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Hey, it could be worse. I fucked a girl once. Now she's studying to be a Nun!

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d'oh, my bad, sorry about that.

noire.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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ugh. still haven't found anything. custom hack sites aren't all that reliable, and most of the ones i've found, it's hard to find a place where you can actually REQUEST a password hack.

So if the curiosity seriously gets the best of me, I may just shell out the money... then after a day or so I suppose I could always cancel the membership and see if i can get my money back or something. that should at least be long enough to download whatever series is up there.

Unless someone can find a hack for it... but otherwise I might be out of luck.

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What kind of a person was she?

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i don't think it's healthy to be this upset about an ex girlfriend. You need to get over her sooner or later. i personally hope you won't be able to get into that site, it would only make you much more upset.

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Originally posted by shyloh:
i don't think it's healthy to be this upset about an ex girlfriend. You need to get over her sooner or later. i personally hope you won't be able to get into that site, it would only make you much more upset.

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quote:

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
Right! God knows what other girlfriends you might find!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
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that is fucking AWSOME .. man .. what I wouldn't give to have some high quality porn shots of some of my ex's. you're a lucky lucky man.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sydney
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I just think you've crossed the line, MB.
You're now in zanypostingterritory.
Beware. It carries over into real life. Somehow.

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Edit: for the second time in this thread: NOT HERE.

N.B. Whatever you do with this link, keep to yourself, I'm just posting it for 'Educational' purpose's.

Edit uh, a hfrf? /me spazzes out

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Registered: Jul 2000
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wow, i wouldn't know how to feel if i was brak
sure its a curiousity but its not unhealthy, ask her if you can get a free password being an ex and all




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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Texas
Posts: 236

Hail Brak you sound disappointed...

just if u ever see her again, just don't ask her, how many guys have u had sex with since we last been together? =x



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It's not a matter of getting over her...

It's just curiosity. It's as if she's a different person now. She's got her own life, whatever. And she poses for a porn site now. I have to deal with that. But honestly, I just want to see what she's done. I was the first guy to ever see her in any of those positions anyway

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