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GoFuckYourselves!
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Okay! This place is surrounded. Don't even think about making a run for it! Put your guns down and you can all come out now with your hands over your heads.

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JoeyCat
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So uh, when do the strip searches start?

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Emerald
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*slowly brings whip down to her side as she turns slowly around and see's GFY standing there....smiles and drops the whip, hiking up her left thigh boot*

Oh yeah, big boy. Come and get me then. heh.

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J E B Stuart
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Sorry for the delay, ladies. The cops are still doing more deep body-cavity searches on that jackass Wonderaz. Just when they think they're finished, he pops up and tells 'em he thinks they've missed something. Amen.

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LordoftheFuton
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Whip?? I heard whip, ohhhhhhhh so good, whips are nice!! cops bad, whips nice

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Emerald
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*grumbles about wonderaz, then winks at LOTF*


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GoFuckYourselves!
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*GFY strips off EVERYTHING! GFY runs over to Emerald and starts licking her boots!*

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Emerald
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
*GFY strips off EVERYTHING! GFY runs over to Emerald and starts licking her boots!*

*smiles warmly and pets the top of GFY's head*



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" PaintChips

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by Emerald:
quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
*GFY strips off EVERYTHING! GFY runs over to Emerald and starts licking her boots!*

*smiles warmly and pets the top of GFY's head*


*then she pets the head with hair on it*

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Horgasm
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Well it looks like I'm really screwed here.. .


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Leroy Binks
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Sheeit nigga, I can run fasta than any copper 'round. Donuts r like fuckin anchors, you know whad I'm sayin?

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*eek*



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HELL
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
Okay! This place is surrounded. Don't even think about making a run for it! Put your guns down and you can all come out now with your hands over your heads.



BnB is on his way. He still has a half bag of pot to eat.

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Bibrau
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Hahaha, Emerald the second Asylum Domme??

What are we being arrested for?

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BnB
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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:

BnB is on his way. He still has a half bag of pot to eat.


You'll never take me alive!!!!!
*stumbles into cop car and pukes in driver seat*

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
Okay! This place is surrounded. Don't even think about making a run for it! Put your guns down and you can all come out now with your hands over your heads.


Shouldnt you read us our rights or something?

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Selah \Se"lah\, n. [Heb. sel[=a]h.] (Script.) A word of doubtful meaning, occuring frequently in the Psalms; by some, supposed to signify silence or a pause in the musical performance of the song.

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BnB
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quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo:
Shouldnt you read us our rights or something?


1. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN MOTIONLESS, OR YOU MAY ELECT TO RUN AWAY FROM ME.

2. SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO RUN, I SHALL DIRECT MY K-9 TO CHASE YOU DOWN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

3. YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE YOUR LAWYER RUN WITH YOU. SHOULD HE REFUSE, A RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADUATE WILL BE APPOINTED BY THE COURT TO JOG ALONG WITH YOU.

4. IF WHILE RUNNING YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE TO END THE RACE, BEWARE THAT MY K-9 MAY OR MAY NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENSIONS AND MAY CONTINUE HIS PURSUIT OF YOUIN FULL STRIDE.

5. YOU MAY STOP RUNNING AT ANYTIME AT YOUR OWN RISK.

6. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I HAVE READ THEM?

7. GOOD LUCK.. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET.......GO!!!!


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[This message has been edited by BnB (edited 02-20-2001).]

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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:

BnB is on his way. He still has a half bag of pot to eat.



hahahahahahahahha.

you'll get a humor point when I get CP open

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GoFuckYourselves!
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We ARE surrounded! But the cops don't know whether to shoot at our tires or windshield!!!!!

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Mordecai
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*sigh*
*places hands on the wall in front of him*

-m


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