Registered: Aug 2000
Location: denv3r
Posts: 5183

Finding a Job Sucks Mega-Bottom

Yes, like MadBomber, I had a phat ass job testing software for a rediculous amount of money. Now, I'm jobless in Orlando and desperately seeking employment before I become homeless and destitute, living out of the trashbins at malls and pizza parlors. It's been over a month since I've been here searching. It's not like there isn't promise or hope.

Big named companies like Tupperware and Lockheed Martin have perused my resume. Have they called? Have they even invited me for a sex party? Where's my two dollars, I ask. Where's my rent money? How am I supposed to eat if you don't give me a job and a healthy pay check? I can't work for minimum wage. I can't sell my ass on the streets like CC, either.

Where have all the cowboys gone? Why won't they just take care of me and cook me dinner? They're not gay.

As a suggestion to your well being, rent gummo, a classic film by our beloved Harmony Korine, writer/director of Kids. It's a lovely film with retards and dirty people in it.

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