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Horrible Questions you have to ask yourself...they will teach you something

For $10,000,000 would you pit a litter of puppies or kittens into a trash compactor, then send a photo of you with their squashed little bodies to your local newspaper?

For $10,000 would your french kiss your mother or father in public?

There is a crazy man with a gun directed at your 70-year-old mother or youe 72-year-old father. They plead with you; they have lived a full life and either would seemingly prefer taking the bullet. What will it be-you or one of them?

You are standing on a beach by the fould, rotting corpse of a sea lion. The madman is pointing a gun at your head. he tells you that you can either painlessly take a bullet to the head, and die right now; or, within a 24-hour period you must eat the entire corpse of the sea lion, including the skin but excluding the bones, and you are permitted to vomit a maximum of 3 times during thr meal. Once you have finished this feast you are free to go. Do you eat or die?

The madman is in a worse mood than before. He tells you that he is going to have a horrible bout of diarrhea at any given moment. He also feels that he wanst to shoot you in the head. But if your put your mouth on his butt and drink every drop of diarrhea, and top it off with a wonderful blow job at the end of which you swallow, he will let you go. NOTE: If any diarrhea or sperm escapes your mouth, you will be killed. Suck butt of take the bullet?



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In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:

nope. more important things than money!
For $10,000,000 would you pit a litter of puppies or kittens into a trash compactor, then send a photo of you with their squashed little bodies to your local newspaper?
read above answer
For $10,000 would your french kiss your mother or father in public?
i say we all charge the man, maybe we'll only get major injuries
There is a crazy man with a gun directed at your 70-year-old mother or youe 72-year-old father. They plead with you; they have lived a full life and either would seemingly prefer taking the bullet. What will it be-you or one of them?
if theres one thing my daddy always told me, dont trust a madman with a sea lion fetish
You are standing on a beach by the fould, rotting corpse of a sea lion. The madman is pointing a gun at your head. he tells you that you can either painlessly take a bullet to the head, and die right now; or, within a 24-hour period you must eat the entire corpse of the sea lion, including the skin but excluding the bones, and you are permitted to vomit a maximum of 3 times during thr meal. Once you have finished this feast you are free to go. Do you eat or die?
also, just dont trust madmen. AT ALL!

The madman is in a worse mood than before. He tells you that he is going to have a horrible bout of diarrhea at any given moment. He also feels that he wanst to shoot you in the head. But if your put your mouth on his butt and drink every drop of diarrhea, and top it off with a wonderful blow job at the end of which you swallow, he will let you go. NOTE: If any diarrhea or sperm escapes your mouth, you will be killed. Suck butt of take the bullet?

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Multiple Choice: (you must choose either A, B, or C).

A. Kill a deer by bludgeoning it to death with a sledgehammer.
B. Jerk off a horse to orgasm.
C. Stick your arm up a cow's ass to the elbow (assuming the cow doesn't resist).

A. Get your foot run over by an 18-wheeler, shattering every bone in it.
B. get your hand caught in a meat grinder.
C. Put your mouth on the red-hot exaust pipe of a care for 30 seconds.

A. Eat the four-week-old, rotting carcass of a small sheep.
B. Eat the 4-week-old, rotting carcass of a human train accident victim.
C. Eat the 4-week-old, rotting carcass of your neighbor's recently deceased cat.


***These came from the Smith and Doe book of Horrible questions

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Live In Freedom

In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
For $10,000,000 would you pit a litter of puppies or kittens into a trash compactor, then send a photo of you with their squashed little bodies to your local newspaper?

>FUCK YES!

For $10,000 would your french kiss your mother or father in public?

>FUCK NO!

There is a crazy man with a gun directed at your 70-year-old mother or youe 72-year-old father. They plead with you; they have lived a full life and either would seemingly prefer taking the bullet. What will it be-you or one of them?

>Kill the old bag, she'll be complaining if you don't.

You are standing on a beach by the fould, rotting corpse of a sea lion. The madman is pointing a gun at your head. he tells you that you can either painlessly take a bullet to the head, and die right now; or, within a 24-hour period you must eat the entire corpse of the sea lion, including the skin but excluding the bones, and you are permitted to vomit a maximum of 3 times during thr meal. Once you have finished this feast you are free to go. Do you eat or die?

>Fight.

The madman is in a worse mood than before. He tells you that he is going to have a horrible bout of diarrhea at any given moment. He also feels that he wanst to shoot you in the head. But if your put your mouth on his butt and drink every drop of diarrhea, and top it off with a wonderful blow job at the end of which you swallow, he will let you go. NOTE: If any diarrhea or sperm escapes your mouth, you will be killed. Suck butt of take the bullet?

>Once again, fight or die.

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For nothing I would shoot Pianomahnn in the back of the head!

THERE! THAT settles THAT!!

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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
For $10,000,000 would you pit a litter of puppies or kittens into a trash compactor, then send a photo of you with their squashed little bodies to your local newspaper?

Probably not.

For $10,000 would your french kiss your mother or father in public?

Probably not. (Switch the money value with the first question, and yeah.)

There is a crazy man with a gun directed at your 70-year-old mother or youe 72-year-old father. They plead with you; they have lived a full life and either would seemingly prefer taking the bullet. What will it be-you or one of them?

Flip a coin?

You are standing on a beach by the fould, rotting corpse of a sea lion. The madman is pointing a gun at your head. he tells you that you can either painlessly take a bullet to the head, and die right now; or, within a 24-hour period you must eat the entire corpse of the sea lion, including the skin but excluding the bones, and you are permitted to vomit a maximum of 3 times during thr meal. Once you have finished this feast you are free to go. Do you eat or die?

Can I have some A1?

The madman is in a worse mood than before. He tells you that he is going to have a horrible bout of diarrhea at any given moment. He also feels that he wanst to shoot you in the head. But if your put your mouth on his butt and drink every drop of diarrhea, and top it off with a wonderful blow job at the end of which you swallow, he will let you go. NOTE: If any diarrhea or sperm escapes your mouth, you will be killed. Suck butt of take the bullet?

Yumm... diarrhea!

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
For nothing I would shoot Pianomahnn in the back of the head!

THERE! THAT settles THAT!!

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*Takes out a long, hot, steel pole*

Welcome to my world...BIOTCH!!



*Slowly begins to insert it into GFY's eye*

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Live In Freedom

In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
*Takes out a long, hot, steel pole*

Welcome to my world...BIOTCH!!



*Slowly begins to insert it into GFY's eye*

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i used to work at the humane society... i on a bad day i put 40-50 dogs to sleep...

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Originally posted by fourswords:
i used to work at the humane society... i on a bad day i put 40-50 dogs to sleep...

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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:

For $10,000,000 would you pit a litter of puppies or kittens into a trash compactor, then send a photo of you with their squashed little bodies to your local newspaper?

Yes. . . that's a lot of money. I can always move away, or recover my karma in other ways.

For $10,000 would your french kiss your mother or father in public?

You know, I think I would. . . I know that's pretty sick, but I could use that money for other things. . .

There is a crazy man with a gun directed at your 70-year-old mother or youe 72-year-old father. They plead with you; they have lived a full life and either would seemingly prefer taking the bullet. What will it be-you or one of them?

Hmm, I'd let them decide who. . . but it'd be one of them. They'd want me to live. Of course, I'd wreck vengeance on the madman for doing this.

You are standing on a beach by the foul, rotting corpse of a sea lion. The madman is pointing a gun at your head. he tells you that you can either painlessly take a bullet to the head, and die right now; or, within a 24-hour period you must eat the entire corpse of the sea lion, including the skin but excluding the bones, and you are permitted to vomit a maximum of 3 times during thr meal. Once you have finished this feast you are free to go. Do you eat or die?

I'll take the bullet. It's almost certain I'd die anyways of food poisoning if I ate that meal. . . and a bullet to the head is about as merciful as it gets.

The madman is in a worse mood than before. He tells you that he is going to have a horrible bout of diarrhea at any given moment. He also feels that he wanst to shoot you in the head. But if your put your mouth on his butt and drink every drop of diarrhea, and top it off with a wonderful blow job at the end of which you swallow, he will let you go. NOTE: If any diarrhea or sperm escapes your mouth, you will be killed. Suck butt of take the bullet?

Bullet, again. There's some things that you just don't do.




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Sick and twisted fuckers. The answer is NO.
thank you and have anice meaningless block of time.

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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:

For $10,000,000 would you pit a litter of puppies or kittens into a trash compactor, then send a photo of you with their squashed little bodies to your local newspaper?

INDEED I WOULD! HOW MANY CAN WE FIT?


For $10,000 would your french kiss your mother or father in public?

i feel sick on that one

There is a crazy man with a gun directed at your 70-year-old mother or youe 72-year-old father. They plead with you; they have lived a full life and either would seemingly prefer taking the bullet. What will it be-you or one of them?


I'm always willing to help

You are standing on a beach by the fould, rotting corpse of a sea lion. The madman is pointing a gun at your head. he tells you that you can either painlessly take a bullet to the head, and die right now; or, within a 24-hour period you must eat the entire corpse of the sea lion, including the skin but excluding the bones, and you are permitted to vomit a maximum of 3 times during thr meal. Once you have finished this feast you are free to go. Do you eat or die?

Got salt and pepper?

The madman is in a worse mood than before. He tells you that he is going to have a horrible bout of diarrhea at any given moment. He also feels that he wanst to shoot you in the head. But if your put your mouth on his butt and drink every drop of diarrhea, and top it off with a wonderful blow job at the end of which you swallow, he will let you go. NOTE: If any diarrhea or sperm escapes your mouth, you will be killed. Suck butt of take the bullet?

You're a sick fucker, seriously man

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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
Multiple Choice: (you must choose either A, B, or C).

A. Kill a deer by bludgeoning it to death with a sledgehammer.
B. Jerk off a horse to orgasm.
C. Stick your arm up a cow's ass to the elbow (assuming the cow doesn't resist).


C


A. Get your foot run over by an 18-wheeler, shattering every bone in it.
B. get your hand caught in a meat grinder.
C. Put your mouth on the red-hot exaust pipe of a care for 30 seconds.


C


A. Eat the four-week-old, rotting carcass of a small sheep.
B. Eat the 4-week-old, rotting carcass of a human train accident victim.
C. Eat the 4-week-old, rotting carcass of your neighbor's recently deceased cat.



I'll go with the sheep, it's filling

***These came from the Smith and Doe book of Horrible questions

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What would you rather do:

1) For guys: Fuck Jennifer Lopez
For girls: Fuck your favorite guy
2) Be set on fire with gasoline
3) Be forced to read all my posts

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
What would you rather do:

1) For guys: Fuck Jennifer Lopez
For girls: Fuck your favorite guy
2) Be set on fire with gasoline
3) Be forced to read all my posts

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Originally posted by Mordecai:
3
-m

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
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3) Be forced to read all my posts

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That's rhetorical!!


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How many forum members deaths do you want to have on your conscience?
" PaintChips

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For $10,000,000 would you pit a litter of puppies or kittens into a trash compactor, then send a photo of you with their squashed little bodies to your local newspaper?
Yep. After escaping my current location, and buying a mansion on a remote island.

For $10,000 would your french kiss your mother or father in public?
No.

There is a crazy man with a gun directed at your 70-year-old mother or youe 72-year-old father. They plead with you; they have lived a full life and either would seemingly prefer taking the bullet. What will it be-you or one of them?
Depends what i have going for me at that moment.

You are standing on a beach by the fould, rotting corpse of a sea lion. The madman is pointing a gun at your head. he tells you that you can either painlessly take a bullet to the head, and die right now; or, within a 24-hour period you must eat the entire corpse of the sea lion, including the skin but excluding the bones, and you are permitted to vomit a maximum of 3 times during thr meal. Once you have finished this feast you are free to go. Do you eat or die?
Die.

The madman is in a worse mood than before. He tells you that he is going to have a horrible bout of diarrhea at any given moment. He also feels that he wanst to shoot you in the head. But if your put your mouth on his butt and drink every drop of diarrhea, and top it off with a wonderful blow job at the end of which you swallow, he will let you go. NOTE: If any diarrhea or sperm escapes your mouth, you will be killed. Suck butt of take the bullet?

Die.





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I loved you Slim, we could have been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you DREAM about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't BREATHE without me

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B. Jerk off a horse to orgasm. -with a thick pair of rubber gloves, no doubt.


A. Get your foot run over by an 18-wheeler, shattering every bone in it. -there's a good chance the rest of me would be run over as well, being as small as i am.

A. Eat the four-week-old, rotting carcass of a small sheep.
B. Eat the 4-week-old, rotting carcass of a human train accident victim.
C. Eat the 4-week-old, rotting carcass of your neighbor's recently deceased cat.
Can i take the bullet again?



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I loved you Slim, we could have been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you DREAM about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't BREATHE without me

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& just what are we supossed to learn from all this?

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...And the best thing you've ever done for me
Is to help me take my life less seriously
It's only life after all

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