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CUNTOR! (I am BRILLIANT!)

OK I was conversing with my supervisor & I told him about this brilliant idea I had in the bathroom.


CUNTOR!

*imagine*

a small cityscape.... quiet... serene....

there waifs a strong fish smell... the citizens look up and see...

CUNTOR!

A GIANT 50 STORY HIGH VAGINA (complete with mons vernis) COMES STORMING THROUGH THE COUNTRY SIDE TOWARDS THE TOWN!

"OH MY GOD!!!" screams the dwellers in badly dubbed german.

People scatter everywhere to avoid the feminine ejaculation that burns like acid.

Men are frightened yet oddly turned on by this giant hairy taco, & while some flee, others stare in awe!

CUNTOR consums her man-prey untill she finds a skyscraper & masutrbates against it. Moans issue forth from CUNTOR (though nobody is sure where the moaning is coming from).

Sated. the Monster Vagina wanders into the night, leaving a slime trail as it goes...

this is as far as we got.

we think it would make a GREAT MOVIE!

my supervisor knows a guy in Germany who directs commercials & tv spots (or something)...

THIS MUST BECOME REALITY!!!

any ideas, comments, etc,?



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*falls off chair*

ouch...



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pics
i demand pics

and a photo signed by CUNTOR herself.

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There needs to be one of two scenes:

a) where everyone realizes that Cuntor is really a-ok. Some scientists, reporters, or drag queens should protest a military attack on Cuntor, and save the moaning douche-bag in the nick of time.

b) a bunch of children sing a song about Cuntor. this should play at the beginning and the end of the movie. (it should be at least as catchy as the Gamera song)

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Godzilla vs CUNTOR.

Oh yes, oh yes.

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ooo! I forgot to add how cuntor became alive!

Archologists are excavating the island of Lesbos (where the amazons loitered). They come across a temple & inside, there is a 3 ft high freestanding statue of a stone cunt. There is an inscription on the wall that sez not to desecrate the statue lest you wish to send it's passions forth...

& so...

late one night, one of the young stooip archologists gets an urge, and goes to the cunt statue. He is turned on by it's realism I starts to rub the statue. To his supprise the statue becomes soft. THEN he's really turned on & becomes possessed. he fucks the cunt-statue, which promply orgasms and consumes him.

& thus Cuntor is born!

As it consumes more men, the larger it gets.

teehee!

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Cuntor can consume me anyday!


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Your supervisor??

You better start looking for a new job dude...

CAL

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quote:

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Originally posted by CAL:
Your supervisor??

You better start looking for a new job dude...

CAL

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I think it's a great idea! Fucking brilliant! Think of the "Cuntor" feminine care product line! It's a money making machine!


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Ya know, I was thinkin'....


This whole CUNTOR thingy is good, but what if that COCKTOR shows up in the middle of a scene??? That would ruin everything.

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Cuntor vs. Cocktor

That could be the sequel.


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CUNTOR could not be a CUNTOR class super hero until there is bad Japanese/English dubbing.

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vaginaraptor vs. cockodactile

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quote:

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Originally posted by -Anth3m-:
CUNTOR could not be a CUNTOR class super hero until there is bad Japanese/English dubbing.

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OH MY GOD!!!!!

Cuntor

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it's amazing what a hairy box and a glass eye can do



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Beware the moon flow of CUNTOR!!



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PMG...
I know you can do the graphics.
I'll do the FLASH animation.
We can get other asylum member to do the dubbing and soundtrack.

Then we can put it on NewGrounds to advert for the Asylum.

We can make this happen. I doubt it'll make it to Cannes, but maybe Harry Crumb will endorse us.

hehehehe


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Originally posted by BnB:
PMG...
I know you can do the graphics.
I'll do the FLASH animation.
We can get other asylum member to do the dubbing and soundtrack.

Then we can put it on NewGrounds to advert for the Asylum.

We can make this happen. I doubt it'll make it to Cannes, but maybe Harry Crumb will endorse us.

hehehehe

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/me wonders what the idea is.

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Sorry, just thinking aloud, funny idea but will it just die like the Asylum comic?

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Originally posted by BnB:
...Then we can put it on NewGrounds to advert for the Asylum....

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We appreciate the sentiment, but would rather not have Asylum advertised using porn.

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Originally posted by MstrG:
We appreciate the sentiment, but would rather not have Asylum advertised using porn.

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Does any one remember "Flesh Gordon"?

That movie had a Penisaur that ejaculated on people.

And don't forget the Woody Allen flick with the giant boob that shot milk (Was that Sleeper?).

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