Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3041

Nasty story...

I was just talking to a mate of mine, and he was telling me of a friend of a friend was seeing this fella for a while, and was sexuially active with him, well, a couple of weeks into the relationship, she began to develop scabs, and general nastiness.

Well, she go's to her local doctor, and after a few tests, the doctor asks very solomly, who she had been having sex with, what his name was, and where he worked.
obviously very worried, she asks why to which the doctor explains that the disease/infection she has caught can only be caught by having sex with dead bodies.....

Go figure, her 'Partner' was an undertaker.

Dirty bugger.

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Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey.

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Registered: Nov 2000
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/me is hungover
/me vomits all over thread.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Oregon
Posts: 1010

Oh, that is fucking nasty, just fucking nasty.


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I stopped being sexist because bitches hate that shit.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3041

And it's true which makes it worse, needless to say the bloke will be going inside for it.... Hmmmmm i'm sure I've seen him hanging around the local hospitals chapel of rest.

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Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5709

Ummm, thanks CzEcH rEcK. Before coffee even

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
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quote:

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Originally posted by Joeycat:
Ummm, thanks CzEcH rEcK. Before coffee even

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HEH, I've allready had lunch, and it has sufficiently digested enough to not come up.





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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

I dont know...

I smell urban myth.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
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quote:

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Originally posted by Dead_Inside:
I dont know...

I smell urban myth.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

Ive needed a good rogering for quite sometime now.

Thanks.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26415

Hahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

Outfuckingstanding!!!!

Thanks, I needed that.

BTW, on a related note, my jock itchs. Damn this crotch rot.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

My girlfriend just came down with the same thing.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

holy shit! that's SICK!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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Obviously not the "Only" way to get the disease unless your "friend" did a Menage et trois at the morgue.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
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Ah!!!! eww eww eww..... thats so gross!

I couldnt imagine being told that, ewww

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

Hey, sex with dead isnt that bad.

You people really know how to fuck with someones ego.

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