Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10299

anyone need a job?

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

hahahaha, only at U of T.. those people are so fucked up!!!!!!!! they probably are paying some hooker from Jane and Finch.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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Well Dingle, did you call?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
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*turns head sideways, as he struggles to read the small print on the strips*


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
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Another day when I wish I were male...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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i think we should show up, and demand equal time bunkum!

isnt the effects of womens ejaculate on the vocal cords important to science as well???

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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Amen Chelle! We could start our own study, if that fails. Maybe the Kinsey Institute will fund us? I am an alum of Indiana University...

hee hee

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
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I'm sure they need a few people to help proform the "rigorous" fellatio.


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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
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I'll volunteer my vocal cords for testing the effects of bunkums love juices! My tongue piercing feels neglected anyways.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

lol, i'm with ya!!

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i think we should show up, and demand equal time bunkum!

isnt the effects of womens ejaculate on the vocal cords important to science as well???

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Mord, in the name of "science," I take you up on your experimental offer!

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Location: GA
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quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
I'm sure they need a few people to help proform the "rigorous" fellatio.

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contrary to popular beliefs, i am very very selective about who i preform "vigorous" fellatio on.


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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
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hehe
a shame indeed.
i guess we all arnt as up to helping establish whether acts of "rigorous" fellatio contribute to pathology of the larynx, as i am.

quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
contrary to popular beliefs, i am very very selective about who i preform "vigorous" fellatio on.

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Location: GA
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quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
hehe
a shame indeed.
i guess we all arnt as up to helping establish whether acts of "rigorous" fellatio contribute to pathology of the larynx, as i am.

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you are such a naughty boy caff.
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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
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only in the name of science...
err.
science.

quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:

you are such a naughty boy caff.
hehe

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
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getting paid 100 quid to get head - Hmmmmm, Let me think *0.000001 nano seconds pass* Sign me up, It does'nt matter what she looks like, you can always close your eyes.
Shit and I'm getting paid nothing to pull myself off, to think of the cash I've let 'slip through my fingers.'

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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quote:

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Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK:
getting paid 100 quid to get head - Hmmmmm, Let me think *0.000001 nano seconds pass* Sign me up, It does'nt matter what she looks like, you can always close your eyes.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6442

Guys, I wont be posting for a while

I have a..."business trip" that I need to take care of.

And the plane to Toronto leaves in an hour, so SEE YOU AROUND EVERYONE!

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Scientist 1: "Note the bulging in the eyes as the man ejaculates into the guinea pig's mouth."
Scientist 2: "Facinating."
Scientist 3: "There seems to be vigerous motions taking place in the limbs of the test subject."
Scientist 2: "Truely Facinating."

BAN ANIMAL TESTING! It's part cruel and part disgusting!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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Note- Dingle was the one that tore off the cluster on the right, that is his thumb print at the top. The others were SUPPOSED to be for the other admin but all we got was a "see ya there" in an email.
I hate him.

Dingle is no longer my Little Dinky.


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
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Ive noticed my singing voice has gotten even nicer than usual since I met brad...

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how very "not guilty" of you!

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Location: :noitacoL
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I would be turned down at the door.

I can't get a job for fuck.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
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AWESOME!!!!!

It may be hard work, it may not be dignified, but i'll do it.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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quote:

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Note- Dingle was the one that tore off the cluster on the right, that is his thumb print at the top. The others were SUPPOSED to be for the other admin but all we got was a "see ya there" in an email.
I hate him.

Dingle is no longer my Little Dinky.

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Aaaah, kwitcher bellyachin', you jackass! After all, you're no stranger to these so-called studies in the name of science.

Did the University of Georgia ever pay you for your participation in that "Deliverance" project? It is beyond my comprehension how anyone could accept $50 to participate in a program to determine whether acts of "rigorous" anal penetration may contribute to pathology of the hemhorroids. Hell, what's worse is you've spent at least ten times that much since then on Preparation H. Amen.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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If you remember rightly you picked up my check when you got yours, you cantankerous old reprobate. You kicked up such a fuss when you found out it was just a study and not a full time course, you got arrested and used both checks to bail yourself out!
You keep forgetting that I remember all this shit.
Are you still penpals with your "study partner"? He did develope a bit of a liking for you.
Too bad we got caught drinking just before the final round, we might have gotten in on that next study they did on interspecies breeding. Those stuffy bastards couldn't understand the need for a little loosening juice. We shoulda given them a shot at their own study.

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