Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Posts: 2109

Phase I - Impregnate Bunkum is complete!!

Okay, phase one is complete. I have finished the manufacturing process and my "SEED" is in the bottle ready to be sent. I slipped in a porn video I've had since I was 16, it took a bit but once I reached the point I emptied into the specimen bottle.









Please don't move this to IOD, as I feel it is important to keep everyone up to speed on my Impregnation Goal.

Pics of me mailing my man-snot tomorrow...

Until then bunkum, get your hips ready, cause it's coming...

CAL

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

this is so hillarious and disgusting all at the same time.



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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450

HEY THAT'S MY JAR! HE STOLE MY JAR!

can you wash it out first please

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"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 2327

Please, for the love of god, tell me that isn't real...

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"That's why you laugh for the first two hours on shrooms. You realize that heaven on earth comes from a cow's ass." -Straightman

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3041

quote:

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get your hips ready, cause here it comes

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450

i think CAL fell down

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- brimstone

"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: London UK
Posts: 567

hehehehe

needed cheering up... feeling low.

thanks.!!!

hey czech reck hows tingz?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

high class underpants.

score

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1827

This is funky...

I don't know what to think.

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In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

both my kids were concieved the old fashioned way..
blood sweat and tears my friends, its the only way to go
i say we buy cal a plane ticket so he can fly out to bunkum and give her his seed the fun way.


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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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I have this terrible mental image of CAL sitting on the couch with his pants around his knees and his Mom dropping in for a quick visit.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 1353

I feel queasy

to think, that while I was typing in chat a guy, not all that far away from me, was holding a jar of his spank up to his monitor.

for all time now people will subliminally associate my name with a jar of spunk.

I think Caffeine, Brim, and I should all pool our resources and sue for damages or something..


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
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quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
high class underpants.

score

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

i can honestly say i have been scared for life.

and that is a fact.

lets sue that bastage!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

OK Cal if you use dry ice be sure to put it inside the jar and cap it up tight.


Ye olde spunk grenade.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

wait... how do we know that's real CAL spunk?

I want ACTION SHOTS!

I want CAL to do a PIC of his Face as he reaches the glory point!

and HEY!!!

how come I dont get my own vial of Cal spunk?

perhaps we can sell this in the asylum store

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Oregon
Posts: 1010

I am scared. I am disgusted. All the while being seriously amused. Oh shit, I better stop laughing and go throw up now.


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I stopped being sexist because bitches hate that shit.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26415

Phase 1: Whacking off into a plastic cup.

Phase 3: Profit!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

AHHHHHHHH!!

hahahah ewww!

thats so funny, and so gross.

I feel so dirty from looking at this.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
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I feel..... i feel violated! I FEEL HARASSED! I FEEL DIRTY AND MY FRAGILE LITTLE MIND HAS BEEN SPUNKED ON BY THIS DISGUSTING INCIDENT!

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"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS! THAT IS MY NAME! MY NAME FOR GOD SAKES BEHIND THE JAR OF MAN CHOWDA! *runs away crying*

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"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
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well thar Cal, I can see you eat alot of protein...

you need to drink more water tho...




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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11406

geezus.
i hope thats mayonaise.
otherwise....
well i dont know.
im scared. hold me.

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how very "not guilty" of you!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 923

eww

CAL, put it away!

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Kick ass, whitey!
hehe, dicklips.
Snot rockets!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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icky

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