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WastedPotential
sociotard

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

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darn it, pittykitty took my answer.

quote:
The Thrill
I stand on the hill
Not for a thrill but for a breath of a fresh kill
Never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates
He stands alone anyway.
Baking the cookies of discontent
By the heat of a laundrymat vent
Leaving his soul

(then like in poetry)
I have dot dot dot then drop down to the next line kind of off center.

Leaving his soul parting waters
Under the medulla oblongata of...
(then dot dot dot again)

... mankind.


by morris



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Dog Breath
Cuddly Puppy

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Location: California
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Yes but if it was gone you would sure miss it!

Oh well no you wouldn't.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".
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melon
Fishleader

Registered: Jul 2000
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Post i hate my cerebral cortex.

i think its mocking me.

isnt the cerebral cortex your least favorite brain part?

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and may the posh be with you.

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brimstone
ittle' boy

Registered: Aug 2000
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melon, you're going to see Dr. Gunghorzstein now, he's a nice doctor.



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"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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PityKitty
AnthroSexyCool

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It's probably the least interesting, for sure.
My favorite is the medula oblongota.

It's so fun to say, and so useful!

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Leroy Binks
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Registered: Oct 2000
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than realize I went home with you.

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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
Just another wanker

Registered: Dec 2000
Location: NZ
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My cerebral cortex called me a bitch this morning, I think it wants to form an uprising and overthrow the rest of my brain.



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Pangloss
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I feel her in my parietal lobe
I touch her with my frontal lobe
I smell & taste with my limbic lobe
And I hear her, I remember all of her, with my temporal lobe.

I'd say I'm pretty attached to mine.

I don't know about that damn oblongata. I guess I could live without it. I can't breathe without her anyway.

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Ploughedfield
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I hate your cerebral cortex as well Melon.

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slight
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Registered: Feb 2001
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Cortex, medula, hypothalamus... it all tastes like chicken.

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