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Pianomahnn
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Post George Bush wins the Presidential Election

Well, it's official once again.

News media companies funded a project to count the votes in Florida again, and Bush still came out on top.

And you all thought the elections were over.



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If only GWB were over....

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wonderaz
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Ack!

Here, let me just give myself another poke in the eye with a lawn dart. I forgot EXACTLY how the pain felt.

Is four years up yet?
I think he should step down now anyway. Come on, he got to bomb Iraq. Isn't that the main reason he ran for office?

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Leroy Binks
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Originally posted by wonderaz:
I think he should step down now anyway. Come on, he got to bomb Iraq. Isn't that the main reason he ran for office?




I think that was the favor he did for his dad pulling strings to get the GOP to back his son.


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HELL
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boohoo

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I really can't imagine him NOT getting asassinated.

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HELL
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quote:
Originally posted by Agro:
I really can't imagine him NOT getting asassinated.




Why? What has he done other than win the election? Has he pointed his finger at the people and lied over and over again? Has he whored out the white house and government to rich criminals? Stop being a partisan zombie for a half second and think what you would be saying if a republican had done what clinton did.

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Still by far a much better alternative to Al Gore.

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anyone notice that George W Bush (GWB) has the same intials as the The Great World Beast (GWB).
Kinda Scary I think. Or maybe not.

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Agro
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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:
Why? What has he done other than win the election? Has he pointed his finger at the people and lied over and over again? Has he whored out the white house and government to rich criminals? Stop being a partisan zombie for a half second and think what you would be saying if a republican had done what clinton did.


Eheh, whoops on that last quote.

I really don't pay much attention to what he's done. I didn't even know he bombed iraq till someone told me. All I know is, he's dumber than nixon, and nixon was smart enough to resign before he was asassinated.

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Mordecai
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rampant ignorance.

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Thumbs down

Agreed.

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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
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quote:
Originally posted by Agro:
he's dumber than nixon, and nixon was smart enough to resign before he was asassinated.



That thought puts a big happy grin on my face.



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wonderaz
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I listened to his speech last night. I feel much better, he is going to cut all our taxes (retroactively even!), give us free pills, and build a much better war machine!
We can all relax now.

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BnB
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We needed a better war machine.
Mine was getting a little ragged around the edges.
Course a tune-up would have been just as good.

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I’m happy to see an effort to get rid of the death tax. I cant believe any American would be OK with the government coming in and taking two thirds of a person's personal legacy just because the person who has died accomplished a lot in his life. I think that’s outrageous and very unfair. I’ll be happy to see a lot of changes in our government after the joke of the last eight years. Only idiots would give Clinton credit for the economy and really understand what they were saying, only selfish, self entitled liberals would praise a government for over taxing its people at an unfair unequal rate. Funny how the people who scream "EQUALITY" want to pick and choose who is worthy of equality as far as equal treatment from the government. Like in the book "Animal Farm", the pigs where more equal than the other animals.
BLTs for everyone!

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quote:
Taken out of context from HELL
Like in the book "Animal Farm", the pigs where more equal than the other animals.
BLTs for everyone!




Dammit all to hell. Pigs just can't catch a break nowadays. What's this world coming to?

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quote:
Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
a project to count the votes in Florida again, and Bush still came out on top.



and i still dont like him

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Mordecai
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ya should have voted harry browne, for that matter more people should have voted. lazy ass bitches.

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quote:
Originally posted by Hedonism:
I dunno, I think GWB is the perfect representative for the, what, ~20-25% of Americans who voted for him. The guy has his teleprompting written phonetically, for chrissakes. If this man isn't qualified to represent his people, who is?

edit: huked on foniks werked fer meeh!



Ya, and the democratic voters were shining examples of intelligent people. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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PityKitty
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Thumbs up

Should have voted Nader!
*Ducks, covers and runs from thread*

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I dunno, I think GWB is the perfect representative for the, what, ~20-25% of Americans who voted for him. The guy has his teleprompting written phonetically, for chrissakes. If this man isn't qualified to represent his people, who is?

edit: huked on foniks werked fer meeh!
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