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POST #500... The last post by Jingle Jangles

Hey everyone, this is my 500th post here on the asylum, most likely my 1,000th post or so since I have known you all. It's been a long strange trip over the year or so. I've become friends with most of you in here ( at least I hope so) and I hope that most of you in here at least respect me as someone who listens and tries to help everyone out. If you don't like me or my posts, you can kiss my ass for all I care, I'm not going to waste my time on you. Anyways, This is the last time I will post here. Don't all celebrate yet, I'm simply changing my screenname. Before you all start bitching, this is like the third or fourth time I've changed it since the days of the SPF, and I don't really feel like the name fits me anymore. Those of you who still want to call me JJ or Jingle or dipshit or whatever, you still can. For my last post, I decided I'd do something a little different and give some of the people I have talked with over the year or so I have been here.This in no way is to be taken seriously. Have fun and see you all when I decide what my new screenname will be.

Enjoy the Profiles,
Jim "Jingle Jangles" Leitzell

Jingle Jangles
Role: Main Character
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Blood Type: O
Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Jingle is the main charecter and hero of this story. He was born and raised at the Jangles (Bukan) Dojo in the Asylum by his father after his mother died of an illness when he was three years old. Although Karen, the live-in housekeeper, and Fiend, his fathers student, also live there, his father Shorty the Pimp was Jingle's only living relation- until, of course, tack murdered him. Jingle began training in the Jangles style of jujitsu when he was very young. This training enabled him to grow very strong, both physically and mentally. Although he harbors a strong love and devotion to the martial arts, he hasn't expressed much interest in succeeding his father as a master of the Dojo. Jingle is well behaved and knows how to handle himself in a fight. Consequently, he's well known in the neighborhood of the Asylum. Rather stubborn and competitive to a fault, he tends to act impulsively rather than think through a situation logically. A good example of this is the fact that despite knowing how Danielle feels about him, he hides his feelings and acts indifferently towards her.

Slappy

Role: Mysterious girl appearing in Jingle's dreams
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Height:5'1"
Weight: 95 lbs
Blood Type:A
Zodiac sign: Virgo

Slappy is a mysterious girl who grew up surrounded by nature. Her innocent looks hide her power and courage created by the wilderness of London. She is pure and simple, with great compassion and strength. Though her presence is shrouded in mystery, Jingle's fate will be deeply influenced by her. Appearing in his mind several times, she guides him on his journey.

PityKitty

Role: Hostess at the Asylum bar
Gender: Female
Age: 28
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 106 lbs
Blood Type:A
Zodiac Sign: Cancer

A hostess at the Asylum bar, PityKitty began working there after being introduced to the bartender, Wonderaz by a friend shortly after graduating from high school. PityKitty has many admirers,including AlcoholSoopaFiend, who drinks there just to be near her. Before the incident, he came in quite often, but his grief and depression have prevented him from coming by recently. PityKitty seems to be a bit concerned about him, or perhaps she simply misses his company.

AlcoholSoopaFiend

Role: Jangles Disciple
Gender: Male
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 150
Blood Type: O
Zodiac Sign: Leo

Fiend has been a live-in student of the Jangles dojo for almost 10 years. To Jangles, he is more like a member of the family. With his warm and gentle personality. Fiend makes every effort to acheive whatever goals he sets. Jingle, liking his dillegence and honesty, took him in as a live in student despite Fiends lack of natural talent and the fact that he is a slow learner. Since then he has been practicing Drunken style jujitsu with Jangles. He sometimes jumps to conclusions and acts impulsively, which often results in failure. Nevertheless, because of his frank, easy-to-talk-to personality, he is someone Jingle can go to for advice.

Aminal

Role: Mysterious Assassin for tack's organization
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 121 lbs.
Blood Type: AB
Zodiac Sign: Unknown

A low ranking member of the tack rules clan, Aminal aspires to ascend the ranks by currying favor with tack. After tack steals the Dragon Mirror from Jangles Sensei, Aminal spies on Jingle and learns of the existence of the Pheonix Mirror. tack will reward him with a cushy position in the upper ranks of the organizational hierarchy. His strange physique enables Aminal to utilize a seemingly superhuman fighting technique and therefore he is tricky to battle against. He is extremely suspiscious looking and creepy. Sly and vindictive, Aminal will use any means, no matter how viscious or unfair, to get what he wants.

Illussion

Role: Owner of Illussion Ramen
Gender: Female
Age: 38
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 121 lbs.
Blood Type: A
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Illussion, the cheerful owner of the Illusion Ramen experienced a tragic misfortune in her life. The man she fell madly in love with and married passed away at a young age, leaving her a widow with only his unique Chinese recipe for ramen noodle soup to remind her of him. This proved to be enough to enable her to establish the popular local ramen shop that is now quite prosperous. In fact, the taste of this broth is so deliscious that people come from all over the country to this small shop just to eat this special ramen. Even on the busiest of days though, Illusion can be seen standing staring off into the distance reminiscing about the days when her husband was alive as she pours the broth into the bowels.

Joeycat

Role: Slot house employee
Gender: Female
Age: 24
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 113lbs.
Blood Type: AB
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Joey works much harder than it appears. She is unofficially managing the Slot house in place of the shop manager. Few people know anything of her private life. She has such a mysterious air about her that nobody can tell what she is thinking about. She seems to have quite a few secret admirers in the Asylum.

Chelle

Role: Fortune teller
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 102 lbs.
Blood Type: A
Zodiac Sign: Pisces

This popular fortune teller is regularly written about in popular woman's magazines. Originally, her father ran a grocery store, but after her parents died in a traffic accident, Chelle closed the store and began telling fortunes there instead. All her neighbors know the truth about her background but keep it a secret because her fortune telling is so popular that it draws many customers into the Asylum's shopping district. While magazine features have contributed to her popularity, the main reason is the uncanny accuracy of her predictions

Danielle

Role: Schoolmate of Jingle's
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 104 lbs.
Blood Type: AB
Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Danielle is secretly in love with Jingle. She was born in Japan but moved to Vancouver, Canada when she was very young. She then moved to the Asylum, where her grandmother lives, when she was a junior high student. Initially, classmates bullied her, discriminating against her because of the different way she did things due to her different culture. At that time, Jingle would often stand up for her. Since then, her love for him has grown over the years. She has decided that she is going to confess her love to him. She has her own opinions but is considerate to others as well. She usually helps out at Aida Florist, her grandmothers flower shop. She hopes to be an interpreter or translator in the future.

Karen

Role: Jangles household maid
Gender: Female
Age: 64
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 106 lbs.
Blood Type: A
Zodiac Sign: Leo

For more than 15 years, Karen has been the live in housekeeper of the Jangles household and has taken care of all the domestic housework and cooking as well as the family budget. She is a quiet, hardworking woman who is modest but emotionally strong. Aside from her sewing, cleaning, and washing talents, she is an excellent cook. In particular, her traditonal Japanese dishes can be compared to those of a professional chef. While she is very old fashioned and very particular about manners and discipline, Karen is quite generous and secretly keeps watch over Jingles. She is an indespensible member of the Jangles household

tack

Role: Mysterious leader of a criminal organization
Gender: Unknown
Age: 31
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 188 lbs.
Blood Type: A
Zodiac Sign: Unknown

tack is one of the high ranking members of a Chinese cartel called the tack rules clan, which secretly controls black market trading in China. He is an expert in a legendary martial art, which was thought to have been lost and to exist only as fable. His cold, merciless personality makes his martial art prowess seem even fiercer, and his coercive glare keeps people at a distance. Even withtin tack rules clan, only a few people can talk to him without being intimidated or belittled. He and Jingle Jangles appear to be connected by some secret involving the Dragon Mirror.


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hehehe

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Kick ass, whitey!

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Your kung-fu gripping action is no match for the Cajun chop!!!!!


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Fun read

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youre a weirdo, JJ. But we love ya. congrats.


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how very "not guilty" of you!

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If anybody else would like a profile ask for one... and any ideas for a new title would be appeciacted

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You damn straight I want one. The Vampire King demands one! Oh and congrats JJ. Exscuse me, Mr. Blaze...



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This is a fine example of someone with way too much time on their hands. I love people who make up "characters" for Internet usage - they're just really cool people. So in touch with the world. It's impressive.

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VKL I'll do your's tomorrow... Wraith you're a tad off base, I work 40-50 hours a week and have very little time on my hands...

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You apparantly have enough time to dream up and post about ficticious characters you've created for usage on a silly little message board. You've went so far as to identify their astrological signs and blood types. Do online personas have a call for lots of blood transfusions?

They even have "histories"? Gosh, you don't have too much time, nope...

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quote:

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Originally posted by The Wraith:
...You've went so far as to identify their astrological signs and blood types...

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and you assume that creativity takes time? Those are not very hard to make up... whining ass bitches

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I do not assume creativity takes time. I assume you waste too much time on items of "creativity" for the basis of fictional message board "characters". Hence, my original statement of having too much time on your hands.

Guess an idiot, to boot.

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quote:

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Originally posted by The Wraith:
I do not assume creativity takes time. I assume you waste too much time on items of "creativity" for the basis of fictional message board "characters". Hence, my original statement of having too much time on your hands.

Guess an idiot, to boot.

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Wrath, who the hell are you? Furthermore, who the hell are you to make assumptions about JJ? What the hell is it with these fucking jackasses comming in and acting like they know everything. Just shut up! It's as easy as that. Why does it matter to you how much time he spends doing anything? It doesn't. It's fairly simple. Think about it, but try not to hurt yourself in the process.


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"I also say that if you don't like my posts don't read them dipshit."
I could say the same thing back to you. Practice what you preach.

"Wrath, who the hell are you?"
I'm The Wraith. Not very nice to meet you.

"who the hell are you to make assumptions about JJ?"
Who the hell are you to say I can't?

"What the hell is it with these fucking jackasses comming in and acting like they know everything."
What's with the jackasses who don't?

"Just shut up!"
No thanks. I appreciate the suggestion.




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quote:

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Originally posted by The Wraith:
"I also say that if you don't like my posts don't read them dipshit."
I could say the same thing back to you. Practice what you preach.

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I'll post my thoughts in any thread I choose. If you don't want to know my thoughts - don't read them. (sound familiar?) Just because you are the originator of a thread does not award you ownership of said object. It is no more "your" thread than it is mine. No, scratch that. This is my thread.

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I suppose it was only a matter of time before the true idiots started to come out of the woodwork. Oh well.


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I stopped being sexist because bitches hate that shit.

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oh well, I wish I had the time to argue with The Wraith's bitchy ass, but all this "time on my hands" has made me tired and I have work tomorrow, so a final Fuck You and have a nice life, dipshit.

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quote:

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Originally posted by The Wraith:
This is a fine example of someone with way too much time on their hands. I love people who make up "characters" for Internet usage - they're just really cool people. So in touch with the world. It's impressive.

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Does anyone remember the first time they got on a bulletin board or AOL..."
Yes, it was a BBS. Long before all this graphical crap.

"and they tried to come up with a really cool handle? Dr Doom, Master of Diaster, Wraith, Vampire Child, Gary Coleman etc etc. That was so much fun... when I was 13!!"
Odd, not too far off the mark. I've been using the online handle of "The Wraith" since I was 12 years old - the first time I logged onto a Chicago based BBS. The year was 1986. Guess what movie also came out that year? I used a different name before that time, but it is inconsequential to this discussion.

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0092240

"What character does the Wraith say about you?"
My nickname is NOT a character. I do not create "fantasy lives in cyberspace". It is merely a name by which I go by. Face to face you would call me, "Chris", which isn't my real name, either. It's "Christopher". Chris is just a nickname I go by, much like "The Wraith". My name is not an embodiment of a fictional character. It's idiots like you who feel the need to create a persona online. I wouldn't be surprised if you were an AOL subscriber.

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VKL is obviously a character. For those who don't remember, VKL stands for Vampire King Lucas. I have had people (who shall remain nameless) who acctually believe that I think I am a vampire. Give me a break! It's all in the fun of being online. At least that's the way I look at it. We all need a bit of an escape from real life, and this is the perfect outlet for most of us. Then there are people like The Wraith who use this outlet to belittle people and try and make themselves feel better about their lives. It is people like them that make the world, real or otherwise, a hard place to live in. Fortunatly there is a real easy way to get rid of them. Ignore them! They eventually go away when the attention they so crave is taken away from them. The Wraith is one of these types. They to try and piss people off for whatever reasons. Just ignore him and he'll leave.


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/me shakes his head.
Silly wraith, your nicks are for kids!

edit: I had AOL, guess we can smell our own

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I've been "online" since '84. I wouldn't count on me "going away" any time soon. Hate to burst your bubble.

"It's all in the fun of being online. At least that's the way I look at it."
And... It's people like you who annoy the crap out of me. Do you make up personalities when you talk on the phone? You can't "see" or "touch" who you're communicating with in THAT medium, either. Do you create false identities everytime you write a letter? How about e-mail?

[b]"We all need a bit of an escape from real life..."

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And what role does the Tefl play in this twisted tale?

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