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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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Post Yes, its true...my penis is larger than yours.

do boys ever check out eachothers penis's when your showering, or peeing?
from what i have heard, men say no..but i know that i always check out the girls stuff when i get a chance.
why dont boys?

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VKL
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I know I don't. The reason is penis envy.


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Princess_Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by VKL:
I know I don't. The reason is penis envy.





penis envy is silly!
unless of course, they can do tricks with it

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Dingle
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most will say no for fear of being labeled queer, but id guess a vast majority do just to confirm their own manhood.

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Mordecai
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I don't really want to know just how small mine is.

-m


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Pangloss
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There are unwritten rules for checking out another guy's tackle.

It's fine to check each other out in the shower. No one bats an eyelid. But dare to lean over at the urinal and take a peek ... no no no. No.

Now they're written.

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Rav
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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai:
I don't really want to know just how small mine is.

-m





exactly

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Roshigoth
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I don't need to look at another guy's to know how small mine is.

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Fiend
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sure who doesn't check them out?! if they have been working out, i tell them with a nice big slap on the ass!

doesn't everybody?

*looks around*

erm.....nevermind!!!

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Dacarlo
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Guys dont ask/look. We just accept that everyone was born equal.


Some more equal than other.

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Avondale
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I generally try not to shower with other men...

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Datura
The Macdatty

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In high school my friend Jeff stood next to a guy at a urinal to pee. As he whipped it out and proceeded to take a wee, he looked at the guy next to him and said 'hey.. are those buttonfly's??'
i don't know how jeff survived h.s w/out getting his ass kicked. that's just the way he was though.

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Caffeine
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normally i dont invite men into my house to take a piss with me, or to shower with me.

thats just me though.
*shrugs*



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MrSherman
NO MORE ASYLUM

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I have no problem pointing out the fact that my dick is unusually larger than theirs. They usually have no problem crying about it either.




On a side note: I'm not a queer.

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Tefl
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Actually, woman do have a large genital area than men. The nerves that are attached to a woman's clitoris and genital region, extend well over a foot up into her body, a much farther distantance than for guys. So technically, they have a larger penis than men.

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DevilMoon
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quote:
Originally posted by Pangloss:
...It's fine to check each other out in the shower...


Hmm, I am not sure what the irish rules are, but here everybody was just basically in the shower just long enough that the gym teaher didn't flunk us, but nobody really hung out or socialized there. In fact (in my opinion anyway) proper mens restroom etiquette is to pick out a spot on the wall and stare at it until you are done. Chit chat may happen near the sink area but is discouraged. Call me a homophobe, but I really don't wanna talk to some guy while I am holding my dick. Besides, when guys wanna have a conversation when they are peeing next to you it's usually "dude, there's a lot of fucking hotties here. I am so fucked up" etc..

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quote:
Originally posted by DevilMoon:
Hmm, I am not sure what the irish rules are, but here everybody was just basically in the shower just long enough that the gym teaher didn't flunk us


Oh, I'm sorry. I should have qualified the 'rules'.

If you're part of a school rugby/football/whatever team and you're all showering afterwards, it's usually fine to check each other out. This usually involves a fair amount of towel-flicking and general camaraderie among young men.

If, on the other hand, you were the kid who was always picked last for the teams, or the one who was always looking for ways to avoid playing sports with the other boys (notes from your mother? forgot your sports kit?), then the general rule, as DM says, is to stare straight ahead, never make eye contact, and hope you get out of there without being called any nasty names.

Sorry about that.

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DevilMoon
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So athletes are more likely to be gay?

DM

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by Timeenoughforlove:
Actually, woman do have a large genital area than men. The nerves that are attached to a woman's clitoris and genital region, extend well over a foot up into her body, a much farther distantance than for guys. So technically, they have a larger penis than men.





I'd like to dispute that. http://www.asylumnation.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/002016.html


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