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Favorite Deity

Whos your favorite Deity today?

Mines the God of Cheap computer bits.

Previous Gods have included the God of finding my keys, the God of little bits of fluff in my belly button, God of Quake(Me), the God of Large Kebabs and the God of Damn good shags.

Please note this isnt a definitive list.


Where do you want to pray today?

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Selah \Se"lah\, n. [Heb. sel[=a]h.] (Script.) A word of doubtful meaning, occuring frequently in the Psalms; by some, supposed to signify silence or a pause in the musical performance of the song.

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mine would be the "god of people who spill beer on your keyboard while youre sleeping and dont clean it up or even tell you".

THANKS BRAD!
*kick*


ps.... i stole the keyboard off of YOUR computer. if my keyboard starts working again, you may have it back. If not, you get to suffer til i buy a new one.


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http://asylumnation.com/karen
how very "not guilty" of you!

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Ganesha


Just because he looks cool.

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Saint Jamima.

Patron saint of pancakes.

I have a statue!

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Woof.

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The Great God Oom


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Individualists unite!

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me.

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God of "getting things back from people who borrowed them forever ago."
...at least today it is.
*listens to long-lost CD*

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stars of track and field are beautiful people.

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the god of that "oh so fresh" feeling after a #2

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- brimstone

"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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quote:

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Originally posted by brimstone:
the god of that "oh so fresh" feeling after a #2

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Dear God,
Please make note of the comments of other posters in here. If any of them are in line in front of me at the Pearly Gates, remember their blasphemy and flick their evil little asses down to the fiery bowels of hell so I don't have to stand there too long. I hate lines.
Thanks, Wonder

Oh yeah, Amen

PS, kick Paint out of line too, he has been VERY nasty of late. He even got drunk and fucked up Karen's keyboard and didn't even tell her. Don't listen to any of his lame excuses or pay any attention to the lies he will feed you about me either. It's all bullshit.


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That's funny Wonder. I can almost imagine a giant hand reaching down and flicking Paint out of the clouds.

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Send me thine daughters and wives willingly and by first class mail, for I hate waiting 4 to 6 weeks! - Straightman

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quote:

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
Dear God,

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quote:

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Originally posted by Dacarlo:
Which one??

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quote:

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
Flick Dacarlo too, God. He is stirring up shit between us.

(Shut the fuck up, Dacarlo, geeez, which ever one I wind up in front when I croak!!)

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quote:

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Originally posted by Dacarlo:
Yeah yeah. And what if its me?
I am after all Quake God! Bow down now and I may yet prove merciful.

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quote:

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
OK, maybe so.... You still gotta flick Paint. You KNOW what a nasty bastard he is.

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Alright, but considering I'm a neutral kinda God I gotta give him a chance to redeem himself. I'll give you a railgun and him a blaster. Survivor gets to enter paradise



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I would challenge you to a battle of wits. However, I consider it immoral to fight someone who is unarmed.

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Cherezig

AKA the dali Lama

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The Four Noble Truths are....

DUKKHA

SAMUDAYA:"The arising of Dukkha."

NIRODHA:"The cessation of Dukkha."

MAGGA:"The path"

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the goddess of shiny objects

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you've been drinking my blood, well i've been licking your wounds

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god of pay-day
god of pay at the pump
goddess of cartoons



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Jeasoose



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Almighty Bob.

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I could never take any computer seriously that doesnt give me blue screens and illegal ops now and again. --Urbanjunkie
Graphic Cheeseworks.

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me

erm..

the dood at the kebab shop on a friday nite...

erm...

the dood who invented haagen daas

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ganesha (cos elephants rawk!)

errm..

god

erm...

loads of others that i cant think of

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"Educate the narrow minds, they see what they want to see. Educate the narrow minds, they feel what they want to feel." - Narra Mine - Genacide II

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quote:

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Originally posted by macker:
The Great God Oom

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BOB!!

though i'm sure that there is a "diety" here who won't like that answer.
sorry
BOB is the ULTIMATE!
BOB is the DEVILLLL!

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THAT'S BnB NOT BOB!!!!!
Damn....

Maybe I should make my disciples stop burning the "special" incense.

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